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Friday, October 14, 2005

That'll Learn Him

Again via - Yahoo! News:
Two women admit guilt in drowning of boyfriend's pet dachshund

(Court TV) — In a bizarre conspiracy sparked by jealousy, two Maine women kidnapped a boyfriend's mini-dachshund and drowned it in a bathtub.
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The short story is a guy's girlfriend who has a pet dachsund named 'Dewey', who has her friend help her drown the dog because boyfriend pays too much attention to it when he comes to visit girlfriend.

Well, there's little Dewey wiggling and kicking in the tub of water, scratching the hard floor of the tub, trying to break free of the grip the hands have around his body, gasping and choking - each gasp returning nothing but water to fill his little lungs.
Of course she ignores the terrified look on the face of the little creature who used to be her pet, her friend, who used to look up to her with it's little tail wagging, tongue hanging out all excited to see the food dish being handed down to him.
She ignores the unconditional love that little fellow used to have for her - simply by her bringing him into her home. His home. Now his hell.

Well anyway, it's not like I'm trying to save every single animal on this planet. I just hate to see idiots do stupid shit like this.

She handle this by herself? She's so insecure she couldn't just dump the guy if she didn't like him?

Yeah, that'll really make boyfriend want you now.

2 comments:

I'm not even supposed to be here today said...

Oh, so you're a raving lunatic, huh?? Let's get married!

Yeah, that's a logical progression. I have plenty of issues, but I've never been jealous of my dog!! Now baseball on the other hand...

curmudgeon said...

I think her head should be held under water a few minutes, a few times so she could get a dose