tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-91039222024-03-06T19:52:02.833-08:00.: Curmudgeonisms :.Folks who know me alternate between calling me a 'Grumpy Old Bastard' and a 'Curmudgeon'.<br>
Dammit! I am none of the above!curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.comBlogger4945125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-33762460215310912192013-05-01T12:25:00.002-07:002013-05-01T12:26:50.943-07:00
Whatever anyone thinks of Rush Limbaugh, he's right in this statement about NBA center Jason Collins who decided to announce to the world that he's a fag:
"Why can't everyone just put your sexual preferences on Facebook and
call it a day? Why do we need to stop everything and have a national
day of celebration, or mourning, depending on your point of view...
about this?"
"And curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-31639039316612682392012-10-04T07:54:00.001-07:002012-10-04T07:54:32.083-07:00Yes, it's been quite a while again, hasn't it?
I am well. Things are going good for Mrs Curmudgeon and I.
I just don't do much in the blog world any more. I do check around now and then but since my workplace monitors web usage, I don't dare use the "social" sites much.
After perusing some of my old friends' links yesterday though, I see a lot has changed. Some have quit blogging curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-46319383403709014462012-04-04T09:01:00.000-07:002012-04-04T09:01:43.377-07:00This I Am Glad To SeeThis Trayvon Martin bullshit has gotten so fucking stupid I'm about ready to puke.
But I'm glad to see the truth is coming out after all the idiocy from the dumb shit news people, the usual big mouthed assholes like Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and Spike Lee. With mouths that big they don't have any trouble fitting both feet in at the same time.
Yeah, you all were judgmental assholes, flying off curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-41894198216380441912012-03-16T10:10:00.000-07:002012-03-16T10:10:31.438-07:00"I can't discuss this now. Driving and facebooking is not safe! Haha."Well, well. Here I am again! How's everyone doing?
I'm just fine, but I'm in a rather morbid mood though, so be advised. Dunno why, I just am.
By the way, this is not a post on the evils of distracted driving, although I will digress a bit before I get to the meat of this post.
The story behind the title is linked a bit farther down the page.
Distracted driving has been going on for curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-18487140989062952342012-01-06T13:40:00.000-08:002012-01-06T13:40:35.600-08:00Rhapsody Can Lick My Fucking BallsYes, Rhapsody can lick my fucking balls.
Google finds keywords, so let me repeat this one more time:
Rhapsody can lick my fucking balls.
Why? I signed up for Napster after they got sued and went legit. It was $14 per month to download and listen all the songs I possibly could wanted to download.
Don't leave yet! You haven't yet found out why Rhapsody can lick my fucking balls.
I had curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-1216659372300049082011-12-21T09:10:00.000-08:002011-12-21T09:11:53.903-08:00Merry HoHo!!!Well, here I am checking in again!
The countdown to Christmas, hustle/bustle, stores packed, all that shit. I'll stay away myself. I purchased what I needed to purchase already.
I'm just glad Christmas Day is on a weekend so we get a 3-day weekend out of the deal.
Now here is a re-post of one of my favorite pictures by Bev Dolittle.
"Christmas Day Give Or Take A Week"
Definitely click curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-51691345736375546582011-11-23T09:59:00.000-08:002011-11-23T09:59:21.400-08:00Hi Again!Sorry Freddie. I know.
Well, here's another update.
We just got back from a vacation last week in sunny Florida. Good time.
Now it's a short week before turkey day!
Not much other than that to report on though. Work is busy, holidays coming, the world keeps turning.
Happy Thanksgiving all!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-44963795306477201862011-09-28T10:35:00.000-07:002011-09-28T10:51:54.072-07:00Holy Shit! Who's This?Can you believe it? I'm updating again!
I don't even know where I left off last time, but I do know that 'someone' checked in and gave me a "nudge". Hi there. :)
So... I am currently in Houston attending some schoolin'. Using my currently development environment, I am turning into a dinosaur. (For those who know anything about computer languages, think COBOL).
So I am learning some new curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-86275651179070636722011-08-25T19:30:00.000-07:002011-08-25T19:31:33.186-07:00Time Flys / FliesOr is it flies all the time?
Summer brings them by the tons. But at least I don't live close to a feed lot.
Speaking of summer, I took this picture of my dash on the way home from work yesterday. Fucking heat is being obnoxious.
The good news is that I have On Star in my truck, and the On Star app on my phone. So while I was in the grocery store checkout line today, I used my curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-80365646418447901452011-07-29T13:28:00.000-07:002011-07-29T13:28:14.984-07:00More NewsSo it's been quite a spell, eh?
All is well. I just don't really give a shit about posting blogs any more I reckon. Since I don't bitch about politics and the news much any more, I reckon there's not much to bitch about. Change the things you can, accept the things you can't, know the difference, all that shit.
Besides, I reckon I've gone to the dark side. I poke around on facebook much curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-1138010373315379462011-06-13T14:36:00.000-07:002011-06-13T14:36:25.823-07:00Random RandomizationsWOOHOO!!! School's out! Now I don't have to keep slowing down for school zones, where there are no children going to school. It's just a 'zone'.
So how have you been?
Nothing exciting to report here, I just got bored with the blog. I figgered if I couldn't write anything that was even interesting to me, then no one else would be very interested either. Hence, no posts.
Don't worry, I curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-29497548824568782322011-05-20T07:37:00.000-07:002011-05-20T07:44:56.864-07:00Off To The DesertI'm headed out of town for the weekend to visit a cactus dweller. You all know who he is. Hopefully, he stalked up on beer and chalk.
Tomorrow is supposed to be the end of the world. Are you all ready for the rapture?
You all have a weekend now!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-88954832113842499772011-05-02T10:18:00.000-07:002011-05-02T10:18:54.734-07:00Royal WeddingI don't give even the smallest of shits about it, but I do know the sounds heard from the honeymoon suite were along the lines of "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-27332381790234878442011-04-25T08:15:00.000-07:002011-04-25T08:15:38.508-07:00A FunnyA duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a ham sandwich.
The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck."
"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.
"And you can talk!" Exclaims the barman.
"I see your ears are working, too," Says the duck.
"Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"
"Certainly, sorry about curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-41469223102680240622011-04-22T14:28:00.000-07:002011-04-22T14:28:27.480-07:00EasterSo did you hear about the dude giving up food for lent? No joke, it's totally true.
He vowed that during lent, all he would consume is beer and water.
I think I like this guy.
In the meantime, a picture that has been floating around for a couple years:
I know, I know. Blasphemous. Oh well.
Happy Bunny Day everyone! Now go grill some steaks, or maybe some pork chops.
~~~~~~~~~~curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-47671641408402606952011-04-20T13:50:00.000-07:002011-04-20T13:50:08.190-07:00In Other NewsYup, I guess it's been long enough that I should put another post up here.
Starting to warm up around these parts. It's been in the mid 80's a few days.
That temp is nice. But it also means that summer is getting near, and well, fuck. I don't think I like the desert near as much as I used to.
Oh well. This is where the home is. This is where the job is. I reckon I'll stick around a curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-11179883601361395032011-04-08T11:04:00.000-07:002011-04-08T11:04:54.513-07:00Home And DryDamn this "Global Warming™". It's preventing me from going to my home away from home this weekend. 2-4 feet of snow forecast.
Oh well. I guess it will be another weekend of working in the workshop, listening to the tunes, and chilling.
Life is good.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-35560762206428598332011-04-01T15:23:00.000-07:002011-04-01T15:53:04.285-07:00Update UpdateWell, that was fun.
Actually, we got back monday, but I've been too lazy to post anything.
A good trip though.
However, I would recommend to anyone that before going to Mickeyland, make sure there are NO FUCKING high school cheerleader championships happening the same time you are there.
I've never seen so many ornery, snotty, obnoxious, ugly, adolescent bitches in one place at the same curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-39869014758004607892011-03-24T12:40:00.000-07:002011-03-24T12:40:40.352-07:00Another UpdateNothing special to report other than everything is just groovy.
Been busy at work, and I'm still waiting for the results of the quiz and the experiment.
We're off to see Mickey Mouse this weekend, so hopefully the weather will cooperate.
Have fun!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-40305383586089547392011-03-11T13:08:00.000-08:002011-03-11T13:08:06.882-08:00A QuizThis is an actual quiz a teacher gave to prospective psychology students.
See how you do:
Sexual Tension QuizAuthor unknown
I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me, you feel good.
What Am I?
I'm spread before I'm eaten.
Your tongue gets me off.
People sometimes lick my nuts.
What Am I?
I assist an erection.
Sometimes big balls hang from curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-91214803535122612332011-03-03T13:01:00.000-08:002011-03-03T13:01:21.000-08:00An Experiment
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-32170467758469543972011-03-01T15:47:00.000-08:002011-03-01T15:47:28.118-08:00Bullshit I SayI disagree with Kay Jewelers.
I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-23868530482519620662011-02-26T20:10:00.001-08:002011-02-26T20:10:58.782-08:00Fucking Kill Me NowGod damn Oscars and all their affiliated bullshit can go to fucking hell.
Good gad people. Get a fucking life.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-10033492814585526542011-02-17T12:03:00.001-08:002011-02-17T12:03:25.023-08:00Well, WellHere I am again. A joke yesterday and a real post today.
Nothing to discuss really though. I just figgered I better check up on things.
So what's going on? Have I missed anything?
Didn't think so.
Until later,
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-10521382216964868412011-02-16T07:54:00.000-08:002011-02-16T07:54:42.472-08:00Joke of the DayVia email:
One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies.
He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on mylist, but I have no room for you.
You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of themcurmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com0