tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-91039222012-01-06T23:49:40.086-08:00Folks who know me alternate between calling me a 'Grumpy Old Bastard' and a 'Curmudgeon'.<br> Dammit! I am none of the above!curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.comBlogger49421100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-18487140989062952342012-01-06T13:40:00.000-08:002012-01-06T13:40:35.600-08:00

Yes, Rhapsody can lick my fucking balls. Google finds keywords, so let me repeat this one more time: Rhapsody can lick my fucking balls. Why? I signed up for Napster after they got sued and went legit. It was $14 per month to download and listen all the songs I possibly could wanted to download. Don't leave yet! You haven't yet found out why Rhapsody can lick my fucking balls. I had

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-1216659372300049082011-12-21T09:10:00.000-08:002011-12-21T09:11:53.903-08:00

Well, here I am checking in again! The countdown to Christmas, hustle/bustle, stores packed, all that shit. I'll stay away myself. I purchased what I needed to purchase already. I'm just glad Christmas Day is on a weekend so we get a 3-day weekend out of the deal. Now here is a re-post of one of my favorite pictures by Bev Dolittle. "Christmas Day Give Or Take A Week" Definitely click

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-51691345736375546582011-11-23T09:59:00.000-08:002011-11-23T09:59:21.400-08:00

Sorry Freddie. I know. Well, here's another update. We just got back from a vacation last week in sunny Florida. Good time. Now it's a short week before turkey day! Not much other than that to report on though. Work is busy, holidays coming, the world keeps turning. Happy Thanksgiving all! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-44963795306477201862011-09-28T10:35:00.000-07:002011-09-28T10:51:54.072-07:00

Can you believe it? I'm updating again! I don't even know where I left off last time, but I do know that 'someone' checked in and gave me a "nudge". Hi there. :) So... I am currently in Houston attending some schoolin'. Using my currently development environment, I am turning into a dinosaur. (For those who know anything about computer languages, think COBOL). So I am learning some new

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-86275651179070636722011-08-25T19:30:00.000-07:002011-08-25T19:31:33.186-07:00

Or is it flies all the time? Summer brings them by the tons. But at least I don't live close to a feed lot. Speaking of summer, I took this picture of my dash on the way home from work yesterday.  Fucking heat is being obnoxious. The good news is that I have On Star in my truck, and the On Star app on my phone. So while I was in the grocery store checkout line today, I used my telephone

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So it's been quite a spell, eh? All is well. I just don't really give a shit about posting blogs any more I reckon. Since I don't bitch about politics and the news much any more, I reckon there's not much to bitch about. Change the things you can, accept the things you can't, know the difference, all that shit. Besides, I reckon I've gone to the dark side. I poke around on facebook much

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-1138010373315379462011-06-13T14:36:00.000-07:002011-06-13T14:36:25.823-07:00

WOOHOO!!! School's out! Now I don't have to keep slowing down for school zones, where there are no children going to school. It's just a 'zone'. So how have you been? Nothing exciting to report here, I just got bored with the blog. I figgered if I couldn't write anything that was even interesting to me, then no one else would be very interested either. Hence, no posts. Don't worry, I

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-29497548824568782322011-05-20T07:37:00.000-07:002011-05-20T07:44:56.864-07:00

I'm headed out of town for the weekend to visit a cactus dweller. You all know who he is. Hopefully, he stalked up on beer and chalk. Tomorrow is supposed to be the end of the world. Are you all ready for the rapture? You all have a weekend now! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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I don't give even the smallest of shits about it, but I do know the sounds heard from the honeymoon suite were along the lines of "The British are coming! The British are coming!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck."   "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.   "And you can talk!" Exclaims the barman.   "I see your ears are working, too," Says the duck. "Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"   "Certainly, sorry about that," Says the

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-41469223102680240622011-04-22T14:28:00.000-07:002011-04-22T14:28:27.480-07:00

So did you hear about the dude giving up food for lent? No joke, it's totally true. He vowed that during lent, all he would consume is beer and water. I think I like this guy. In the meantime, a picture that has been floating around for a couple years: I know, I know. Blasphemous. Oh well. Happy Bunny Day everyone!  Now go grill some steaks, or maybe some pork chops. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-47671641408402606952011-04-20T13:50:00.000-07:002011-04-20T13:50:08.190-07:00

Yup, I guess it's been long enough that I should put another post up here. Starting to warm up around these parts. It's been in the mid 80's a few days. That temp is nice. But it also means that summer is getting near, and well, fuck. I don't think I like the desert near as much as I used to. Oh well. This is where the home is. This is where the job is. I reckon I'll stick around a

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-11179883601361395032011-04-08T11:04:00.000-07:002011-04-08T11:04:54.513-07:00

Damn this "Global Warming™". It's preventing me from going to my home away from home this weekend. 2-4 feet of snow forecast. Oh well. I guess it will be another weekend of working in the workshop, listening to the tunes, and chilling. Life is good. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-35560762206428598332011-04-01T15:23:00.000-07:002011-04-01T15:53:04.285-07:00

Well, that was fun. Actually, we got back monday, but I've been too lazy to post anything. A good trip though. However, I would recommend to anyone that before going to Mickeyland, make sure there are NO FUCKING high school cheerleader championships happening the same time you are there. I've never seen so many ornery, snotty, obnoxious, ugly, adolescent bitches in one place at the same

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-39869014758004607892011-03-24T12:40:00.000-07:002011-03-24T12:40:40.352-07:00

Nothing special to report other than everything is just groovy. Been busy at work, and I'm still waiting for the results of the quiz and the experiment. We're off to see Mickey Mouse this weekend, so hopefully the weather will cooperate. Have fun! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-40305383586089547392011-03-11T13:08:00.000-08:002011-03-11T13:08:06.882-08:00

This is an actual quiz a teacher gave to prospective psychology students. See how you do: Sexual Tension QuizAuthor unknown I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What Am I?  I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What Am I? I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me.

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I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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God damn Oscars and all their affiliated bullshit can go to fucking hell. Good gad people. Get a fucking life. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Here I am again. A joke yesterday and a real post today. Nothing to discuss really though. I just figgered I better check up on things. So what's going on? Have I missed anything? Didn't think so. Until later, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Via email: One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on mylist, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-90656905207755953842011-02-04T13:42:00.000-08:002011-02-04T13:42:45.798-08:00

I have to say, that even though I grew up high in the Rockies, where shitty weather like blizzards and 40 below was the norm, I don't miss it. Sure, snow country has its advantages like skiing, snowmobiling, ice fishing, and so on. I always enjoyed that stuff when I lived there. But I've become somewhat accustomed to getting in the truck and driving to work without having to start it and let

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-27372976975313015952011-02-01T14:06:00.000-08:002011-02-01T14:06:29.889-08:00

I'm not sure why I even hang on to this blog, I don't really do any posting any more. I guess it's just one of those things like an old email address you hang on to for the hell of it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-33764734492743650202011-01-26T13:51:00.000-08:002011-01-26T13:51:26.584-08:00

The (ice) fishing trip was great again this year. We all had a good time. Here are a few pics: We caught more fish than that but it's a pain in the ass to upload using the method I'm using, so fuck it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-5266856033740137512011-01-19T13:15:00.000-08:002011-01-19T13:15:15.443-08:00

The world keeps on turning, I just haven't been talking about it. So with that, I'll be even more absent that usual. I'll of town for a few days ice fishing. You all have a good weekend now. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-76133155386378074672011-01-12T16:17:00.000-08:002011-01-12T16:17:21.539-08:00

Just a quick note to let everyone know that yes, I'm just fine. Just a bit busy. It is however, Mrs C's and my anniversary. Yup, 26 years. So far so good! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-21673499321409178262010-12-22T12:30:00.000-08:002010-12-22T12:30:06.815-08:00

This has to be one of my favorite paintings from one of my all-time favorite artists, Bev Doolittle: Definitely click on the picture to use the embiggenator. This small size don't do it justice. You should really do yourself a favor and go check out some of her other work. She specializes in 'camouflage art'. For instance, go here and see how many faces you can find. Of course, I can't

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-70653884235703943302010-12-14T11:15:00.000-08:002010-12-14T11:15:34.854-08:00

ABCDEFGHIJK MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ Everyone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-80673798447594294132010-12-06T12:37:00.000-08:002010-12-06T12:37:44.131-08:00

A lovely morning. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-46514094767894861092010-12-01T12:25:00.000-08:002010-12-01T13:39:08.586-08:00

Get yours while they last! January February March April May June July August September October November December ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-59647020649667305742010-11-23T13:45:00.000-08:002010-11-23T13:45:14.173-08:00

So here it is almost Thanksgiving. You wouldn't know it, stores put out all their Christmas decorations even earlier than usual this year. Pathetic. I went to the hardware store the weekend before Halloween to see if I could grab a couple stray witches or goblins to put out in the yard and all the hell they had was Christmas decorations. Sad really. This holiday - or this day of recognition

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-32093051503845964002010-11-17T13:30:00.000-08:002010-11-17T13:30:49.847-08:00

Slacking bad lately, eh? This blogging hobby as all but dried up it seems. Not much of anything interesting to say, so let me tell you why more matter than antimatter remains when you collide protons with antiprotons: "The ratio of matter to antimatter in the experiment was revealed by observing a particular product of the collision, called B mesons. These particles are made up of one quark

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-19992975518007770142010-11-08T12:28:00.000-08:002010-11-08T12:28:05.465-08:00

It just isn't worth it. So what if that nose hair tickles. Get the scissors and cut it. DO NOT PULL IT OUT!!! The resulting irritation and sneezing fit just doesn't add up to the inconvenience of walking to the mirror, using the scissors and gently puffing into the kleenex. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-35193188743358520572010-11-05T09:35:00.000-07:002010-11-05T09:35:28.835-07:00

The building I work in is "l" shaped. If I go from one end to the other, it is usually easier for me to just cut across the parking lot rather than go through all the secure doors, down all the hallways, and pause at several offices to answer questions. So while cutting across the parking lot this morning, I noticed several 'interesting' things about my co-workers vehicles: * Sure, you're

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-85547016992914172682010-11-01T13:02:00.000-07:002010-11-01T13:02:15.562-07:00

It was good. Good party Saturday, plenty of tricky-treaters Sunday. But listen kids, if you're a girl and you're old enough to fill a 'C' cup, you may be too old for trick or treating. If you're a boy and you are driving a car from house to house, you may be too old for trick or treating. I know there is really no age limit but come now. We had these types and they were too old.

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-476544839543751362010-10-26T12:48:00.000-07:002010-10-26T12:49:13.281-07:00

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-69528081843718937852010-10-21T12:14:00.000-07:002010-10-21T12:16:38.009-07:00

California to stage mass quake drill [...] At exactly 10:21 am (1701 GMT) on Thursday, October 21, millions of locals will dive to the ground, climb under desks or other cover, and hold on tight to practice the so-called "Drop, Cover, Hold On" quake response mantra. [...]Don't get my hopes up. The sooner California slides off into the ocean the better. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-13097925464614211442010-10-20T12:26:00.000-07:002010-10-20T12:26:16.600-07:00

"Normal people are an urban legend. Everyone talks about them and everyone's heard of them, but no one has ever seen one." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-75648677929945039372010-10-19T13:05:00.000-07:002010-10-19T13:05:09.425-07:00

So over the weekend Barbara Billingsley (Leave It To Beaver) died, then today I see Tom Bosley (Happy Days) has died. They were the two of the most famous parents I knew from the teevee. Well, they say things always go in threes. Who's next I wonder? Anyone care to start a dead pool? Possibilities include parents such as: Marion Ross (Also Happy Days) Bill Cosby (Duh) Brady Bunch Waltons

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-70972659399646007882010-10-13T13:11:00.000-07:002010-10-13T13:11:43.358-07:00

I haven't been reading all my favorite blogs, or posting my boring bits lately. For this I apologize. Trouble is, my company just installed internet monitoring shit so I can't keep up on things during the day like I used to be able to. I don't want them to think I'm a slacker. I obviously get my work done, but I must set an example and all that shit. So as it is now, I'm typing this with

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-8969296858994417502010-10-06T07:25:00.000-07:002010-10-06T07:25:54.597-07:00

FBI: Stripper, drugs, guns and judge don't mix ATLANTA – A 67-year-old federal judge's wild relationship with a stripper started with a lap dance, prosecutors said, and quickly escalated into escapades of prostitution and gun-toting drug deals for cocaine and prescription pills.[...]I think I like this guy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-80694851820201105412010-10-04T10:45:00.001-07:002010-10-04T10:45:50.495-07:00

From a random blog:"... So I said I would definitely call back, just as soon as I gave a fuck." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-85645395292155748992010-10-04T08:11:00.001-07:002010-10-04T08:11:46.118-07:00

My, how time flies. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-88074189876964066612010-09-27T07:48:00.000-07:002010-09-27T07:48:55.475-07:00

Bummer:Segway owner dies after falling off river cliff LONDON - A wealthy British businessman who owns the company that makes the two-wheeled Segway has been found dead in a river in northern England after apparently falling off a cliff on one of the vehicles, police said Monday. [...]Schadne ... Scheden ... Schaden ... Karma is a motherfukker. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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When your local, state and federal government law enforcement officials are too useless and corrupt to do their jobs, you do it for them:Fed Up, A Mexican Town Resorts To Mob Justice [...] This week an angry mob of citizens pursued and allegedly killed two suspected kidnappers, storming a military base to get at the alleged culprits believed to have nabbed a teenage girl. [...]These people got

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-34802539648798492662010-09-24T07:41:00.000-07:002010-09-24T07:41:49.372-07:00

Recall for the rich: Bentley replacing ornament BERLIN - Luxury carmaker Bentley is recalling 820 cars worldwide over fears that its famous "Winged B" hood ornament could injure people in an accident because it might not properly retract. [...]Uh, yeah. That's what I worry about too. That if I get hit by a Bentley, the hood ornament is going to cause the worst damage. The other ton or so of

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Some old, some new, all good. Via email: Ø I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. Ø Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. Ø I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. Ø Going to church

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Howza bout a little iron in your cereal: Ga. pair claim they found a used tampon in cereal THOMASTON, Ga. - An Upson County couple is suing a grocery store chain in federal court, claiming that the husband found a used tampon in his bowl of cereal. According to the complaint, Thomas and Lynn Roddenberry said they bought a box of Chocolate Chip Crunch cereal from the Save-A-Lot store in Thomaston

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Ham and pepper-jack cheese makes quite the tasty combination for a sandwich. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

curmudgeonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04377195166039399647noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9103922.post-21780944491945512242010-09-09T08:32:00.000-07:002010-09-09T08:32:15.299-07:00

Because I didn't have anything worthwhile to post, here's a pie chart: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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This is some serious W.T.F.'edness: Seen on RTRKOF's blog. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Cops: Calif doctor gets stuck in chimney, dies BAKERSFIELD, Calif. – A doctor involved in an "on-again, off-again" relationship apparently tried to force her way into her boyfriend's home by sliding down the chimney, police said Tuesday. Her decomposing body was found there three days later. Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac, 49, first tried to get into the house with a shovel, then climbed a ladder to the

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A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Frank Feldman every single time." Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over

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Fuck that. I reckon my momma would be pissed right now but I can't think think of anything nice to say, so I'm left with saying something shitty. This doesn't go out to everyone mind you, only the people who suck.  And not that I'm the best so-called 'writer' out there, but gawddammit!  I at least try to re-read my posts and correct errors with spelling, grammar, punctuation, and so on. You

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Study: 1 in 5 US teenagers has slight hearing loss Tue Aug 17, 9:31 pm ET CHICAGO - A stunning one in five teens has lost a little bit of hearing, and the problem has increased substantially in recent years, a new national study has found. [...]Isn't this isn't a repeat from 1950, 1960, 1970, ... ? And in case you have no idea what I'm talking about, here's a boy and a chicken. ~~~~~~~~~

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Has anyone out there ever done this sort off shit? Thrown eggs, water balloons, anything else at cars - or people for that matter? I will admit, back in my younger days, I did. On more than one occasion. In fact, one day a friend and I were driving around tossing 'projectiles' at other cars. We got noticed by law enforcement personnel and had our bucket of water balloons confiscated by the

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I'm sure I can piss off someone with at least one of these: A woman buys a wall mirror from Wal-Mart. The manager says "Would you like a screw for that mirror?" She said "No, but I'd suck your cock for a lawn mower". Top tip:  If you’re camping in the summer and the attractive girl in the next tent tells you that because it's so hot she will be sleeping with her flaps open, it's not necessarily

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For those of you besides me who likes to watch what's going on, take a look: BP live feed from Hos ROV 1 BP live feed from Hos ROV 2 BP live feed from Olympic Challenger ROV 1 BP live feed from Olympics Challenger ROV 2 BP live feed from Ocean Intervention III ROV 1 BP live feed from Ocean Intervention III ROV 2 BP live feed from Q4000 ROV 1 BP live feed from Q4000 ROV 2 BP

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This fucking story is getting real old real fast:Pa. passengers call JetBlue flight attendant rude PITTSBURGH - A pair of Pittsburgh women aboard a JetBlue flight said flight attendant Steven Slater — hailed by some as folk hero — was rude to passengers and instigated the confrontation that resulted in his barreling down an emergency chute from the plane and, ultimately, his arrest. [...]I

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Daaaa-ham! My Special Smoked Salmon Salad Sandwich is fucking fantastic. This is salmon I caught whilst on the Alaska cruise last year, carefully (hah) prepared in the smoker a few months afterward, then vacuum sealed and stored back in the freezer. I got some out yesterday and made sandwich fixin's out of it. You know, the usual. Relish, onion, garlic, tamed jalapenos, a bit of mayo.

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A Molotov cocktail would sure taste good right about now. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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If you're a fan of photography - well, not really photography, more like neat-o pictures in general, do yourself a favor and take a look at these:Captured: America in Color from 1939-1943I was simply mesmerized for a solid 30 minutes. There are some other links at the bottom of "From the Archive: American Cities Pre-1950" and "Captured: The Pacific and Adjacent Theaters in WWII". I'm going to

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Via email: Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ******************** Mary had a little lamb. Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. ******************** Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. ********

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It's  my 50th!  WOOHOO!!! Damn, I'm getting old. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Yes, that makes me hungry. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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You are 10% hippie.  Ok, you conservative soul. Do you even believe in global warming? Loosen that necktie a little, and try some organic food. It actually does taste better. And go to a farmer's market--they're fun.Are you a hippie?Take More Quizzes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Airplane crash in Pakistan kills 152 people aboard ISLAMABAD – A passenger jet crashed into the hills surrounding Pakistan's capital amid poor weather Wednesday, killing all 152 people on board and blazing a path of devastation strewn with body parts and twisted metal wreckage. [...][my emphasis] Uh, was it really necessary to point that out? What the fuck did you expect, a couple downed

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This just makes me sick: No, not because there is some big mean beast killing a lesser beast. Because the fucker is catching bigger fish than what I usually catch. It just isn't fair. I know, shut up and quit bitching. He's obviously better at it than me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Anyone up for a Gulf of Mexico vacation? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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DEAR CURMUDGEON: I have been seeing "Rodney" for four months. He is very nice, and we get along well. My problem is I am not totally attracted to him because of some dental issues. Shortly after we started dating he told me he chews tobacco, which has contributed to his yellowing teeth. Because of this I find it hard to kiss him. Rodney has noticed it, but I told him I am not big on kissing --

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I fucking love this song. Give it a listen when you have an extra 10 minutes or so: I used this particular one because it sounds much better than the ones folks have posted from the live shows. But feel free to go to YouTube and watch some of the vids at your leisure. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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So I finally got me a smart phone. In fact, it's one of these. I never bothered with an iPhone, mostly because I don't like ATT. But when I heard my cell provider was coming out with something similar, the nerd in me reared its head and said "Curmudgeon, you are a techie. You should really get with the times." So I did, and I'm glad of it. I've had it about a month now and I don't regret it

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Star Trek Sequel Starts Filming in January Source: Hollywood.com July 20, 2010 Bruce Greenwood, who played Christopher Pike in J.J. Abrams' Star Trek, revealed to Hollywood.com that filming on the sequel will start in January. [...]Yes, I like Star Trek. All the iterations; O.S., T.N.G., Enterprise, Voyager, D.S. Nine, the movies and even the fucking Saturday morning cartoons. On top of

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This story is full of win. I was listening to a local FM station this morning as I was prepping myself for work. The DJs were delivering the news as is their wont every morning about the same time. It turns out that Homey ran out of money and smokes, and went to a gas station/quickie mart out in North Town to replenish his supply of both. Trouble is, Homey attempted to do this packing a gun

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Currently, one of my favorite shows is criminal Minds. And one of my favorite characters from the show is "JJ". Now I find out she's quitting?!?!?!?:FBI BAU Supervisory Special Agent Jennifer "JJ" Jareau Played by AJ Cook, Jareau acts as the team's liaison with the media and local police agencies. She is dating William LaMontagne, a New Orleans Police Officer. The two have a son together,

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"hello"Hi. Fuck off. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Some old, some new to me. Via email:The economy is so bad that… …I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. …African television stations are now showing ' Sponsor an American Child' commercials! …Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can' t afford batteries. …I ordered a burger at McDonald' s and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" …

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"Best Mark"Huh? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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"PHOTOGRAPHY SCHOOLS"Bah, I get get plenty of pictures off the web. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Do you really think you're attractive by doing that shit? You're a fucking freak. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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"PenisSize Advice For Men With a SmallPenis"Good to know that it's not for women with a SmallPenis. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Search for men on Ariz treasure hunt enters day 3 PHOENIX – Rescue workers were searching a rugged Arizona wilderness area for a third day in triple-digit temperatures Tuesday for three Utah men who went missing while looking for the legendary Lost Dutchman Gold Mine. [...]Let's see now. You're no spring chicken (51-67 years old). One would think that you would be smart enough to NOT go

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That's entertainment:Beatles tribute band sues competitor in federal court [...] By using “Fab 4,” the defendants are “attempting to trade” on the reputation and success of The Fab Four, the lawsuit states. The Fab Four is asking the court to prevent the Fab 4 from using any trademark that sounds like “Fab Four” and is seeking monetary damages. In other words, The Fab Four doesn’t want The

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" Esquire featured this product"That's swell. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Sorry, this is as good as it gets: 'Cause she wanted to see pictures. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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"How are you feeling"Like I want to kick some spammer ass. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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No matter who y'are.  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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"Youll be satisfied with the results"I would be even more satisfied if you would fuck off. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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"Rent contract"Sorry folks, I've owned a home for 20-odd years now. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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"Member [me] 80% discount continues"Uh, I'm not a member. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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For those of you who dine on fast food occasionally for lunch, and who may not know this, the Sourdough Steak Melt from Jack/Box is the shit. That is one spiffy fast food invention. I could quite possibly be addicted. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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"Buy Cheap Rep1icaWatches and FakeWatches here"Will they give me a bigger dick? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Gave me a good giggle. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Via email:DO you know what happened 160 years ago this fall... back in 1850? California became a state. The people had no electricity. The state had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets. So basically nothing has changed except then the women had real tits and the men didn't hold hands. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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So here's hoping you all had a wonderful 4th of July. We had a fair one ourselves. Food, fun, fluids and fireworks of course. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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"xzssufkfehg gtxanyt"Absolutely. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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"Become an expert in forensics"Hey, I watch teevee. I already am an expert. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Maggots force plane back to gate in Atlanta Wed Jun 30, 5:15 pm ET ATLANTA - Maggots falling from an overhead bin from a spoiled container of meat forced a US Airways flight to return to the gate so the bin could be cleaned. [...]It takes a lot to gross me out. Mrs Curmudgeon is in the medical field. She can talk about blood, puke, open sores and puss at the dinner table and I can just

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