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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

A Funny

A real woman is a man's best friend.

She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.

No wait... sorry...

I'm thinking of beer.

That's what beer does...

Never mind....

Stolen from here.

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Thursday, October 21, 2010

Didn't Feel A Thing

California to stage mass quake drill

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At exactly 10:21 am (1701 GMT) on Thursday, October 21, millions of locals will dive to the ground, climb under desks or other cover, and hold on tight to practice the so-called "Drop, Cover, Hold On" quake response mantra.
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Don't get my hopes up.

The sooner California slides off into the ocean the better.


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Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Quote Of The Day

"Normal people are an urban legend.
Everyone talks about them and everyone's heard of them, but no one has ever seen one."


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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

The End Of Another Era?

So over the weekend Barbara Billingsley (Leave It To Beaver) died, then today I see Tom Bosley (Happy Days) has died. They were the two of the most famous parents I knew from the teevee.

Well, they say things always go in threes. Who's next I wonder? Anyone care to start a dead pool?

Possibilities include parents such as:
Marion Ross (Also Happy Days)
Bill Cosby (Duh)
Brady Bunch
Waltons


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Wednesday, October 13, 2010

The Quiet Life

I haven't been reading all my favorite blogs, or posting my boring bits lately. For this I apologize.

Trouble is, my company just installed internet monitoring shit so I can't keep up on things during the day like I used to be able to. I don't want them to think I'm a slacker. I obviously get my work done, but I must set an example and all that shit.

So as it is now, I'm typing this with the internet disconnected, using my fucking cool cell phone (EVO) as a tether. I love gadgets. It's not quite as fast of a connection as the 100mb connection at my workplace, but it does quite nicely.

So don't feel bad if I don't come visit as often as I used to, I'll pop in when I can.


"My name is Curmudgeon, and I'm a gadgeter."


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Wednesday, October 06, 2010

Whatta Dude

FBI: Stripper, drugs, guns and judge don't mix

ATLANTA – A 67-year-old federal judge's wild relationship with a stripper started with a lap dance, prosecutors said, and quickly escalated into escapades of prostitution and gun-toting drug deals for cocaine and prescription pills.[...]
I think I like this guy!


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Monday, October 04, 2010

Quote Of The Day

From a random blog:
"... So I said I would definitely call back, just as soon as I gave a fuck."

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Gee Whiz

My, how time flies.



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