Stolen From the Headlines

This just in:

Barbara Streisand Resembles Roadkill Muskrat
Is Still Ugly
Is An Idiot:

"The idea of a liberal media bias is simply a myth. If only it were true, we might have a more humane, open-minded, and ultimately effective public debate on the issues facing the country. "

No direct link, so it will probably go away with her next idiocy statement, but you get the idea.

And another:

Ted Rall Still Stupid
And An Asshole
And Boring:

But wait! There's Moore:

Michael Moore Still Fat
And Ugly
And Stupid:

"How true. And that is our challenge over the next couple of years; to hold out our hand to those being hit the hardest and help them leave behind a party that only seeks to keep beating them, their children, and the kid next door who’s on his way to Iraq.

So what if the headlines are from my own blog.