"Hey Fat Ass!"

People are getting fatter. Duh.

From Roto-Reuters:
Longer needles needed for fatter buttocks

CHICAGO (Reuters) - Fatter rear ends are causing many drug injections to miss their mark, requiring longer needles to reach buttock muscle, researchers said on Monday.

Standard-sized needles failed to reach the buttock muscle in 23 out of 25 women whose rears were examined after what was supposed to be an intramuscular injection of a drug.
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See that? 23 out of 25!

So how would you like to be the doctor who gets to look at all the cellulite?
Ugh.