Nice

'Dazed and confused' Vegas lawyer causes mistrial after showing up to court drunk:

After arriving two hours late for trial smelling of tequila, and getting tangled in lie after lie trying to explain his tardiness, a defense attorney caused his client to get a mistrial during a rape trial last week.
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Nice to have this sort of people representing the public.

The dude could be getting a life sentence here, dumbass! And you're tanked up?
What an arrogant asshole.