I'll Second That

Court says $32,000 is too much to fondle bosom

Reuters - 1 hour, 57 minutes ago

HELSINKI (Reuters) - A fee of 25,500 euros ($32,000) is way too much for a woman to charge a man for fondling her bosom, a Finnish district court ruled.
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The court needed to decide that? I could have saved them the trouble.
$5, maybe $10 if they're real nice. But no way in hell $32,000 is a deal.