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Showing posts with label Assimilated. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Assimilated. Show all posts

Thursday, June 28, 2007

WOOHOO!!!

Fuck your wetback bill
[...]
"In a crucial make or break vote that exposed deep lack of support among Bush's own Republicans, the legislation fell 14 votes short of the 60 needed in the 100-member Senate to advance toward a final vote."
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Update - Got this funny:

Jose and Carlos are panhandling on the street.

Jose brings home a suitcase full of $10 bills, every day. Drives a Mercedes. Lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.

Carlos asks Jose, how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?

Jose says, "look at your sign. It says: I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support."

Carlos looks at Jose's sign. It reads, "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico ."



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Thursday, April 19, 2007

Definition of Globalization

Got this from an email:
Finally, a definition of globalization I can understand and to which I can relate:

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess with an
Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a
French tunnel, driving a
German car with a
Dutch engine, driven by a
Belgian who was drunk on
Scottish whisky, followed closely by
Italian Paparazzi, on
Japanese motorcycles; treated by an
American doctor, using
Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by a Canadian, using
American (Bill Gates') technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses
Taiwanese chips, and a
Korean monitor, assembled by
Bangladeshi workers in a
Singapore plant, transported by
Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by
Indonesians, unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by
Mexican illegals.....


That, my friends, is Globalization!
So simple.




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Saturday, April 07, 2007

Happy Friggin' Birthday!!!

Lee.




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Monday, March 19, 2007

Holoscan Schmoloscan

Since I can't comment on Erica's blog, (For all of you who hold Holoscan in such high regard, well, it sucks) so I'll go ahead and comment here.

I mentioned our weather in this post, and Erica mentioned something on her blog to the tune of "...screw you."

Oh, Erica. I'm sure you mean that in the most loving way. ;)



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Friday, January 26, 2007

AAAHHHHH!!!!!

I have been assimilated.


I could not fight the collective any longer.


What the hell. I figger as flaky as old blogger has been lately, the new version can't be any worse.


Hey! Looky there! I do labels now!