Golf Joke

Here's another classic. Not really a golf joke, other than it involves golfers:

Jack, Bill, Fred, and Dick were old friends who hand't really seen much of each other for some time. They decided to get together a foursome and play some golf.

All was well golfing, conversation was going, whereupon they started talking about their children and their accomplishments.

Jack was first, saing "My son has a clothing business. He is doing quite well too. Why, just last month he was giving - just giving away fur coats."

Bill says "My son is doing well also. He runs a car dealership. In fact, he does so well that just last month he gave away a brand new Porsche."

Fred wasn't going to be left out, so he says "My son is doing well as a realtor. Sells several large homes a month, makes a helluva commission. Just last month he just gave away a brand new home."

Well at first Dick wasn't all that proud of his son, but after hearing what his old friends had to say he just had to brag too. "My son is a fag. He sucks cock. But he must be doing real well at it because just last month, he got a brand new fur coat, a brand new Porsche and a brand new house for free!".