In Other News

In which I endeavor to keep you informed and up-to-date:

• Michael Moore-on is still fat
• Michael Jacksoff is still and idot
• Cindy Sheet-han is still a stupid, selfish bitch
• Natalee Holloway is still missing
• Sadam Hussein is fucking guilty

Sadam says he's not guilty, and that he's still the president of Iraq.
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-haaaaa!!!!! - ROTFLMFAO!1!1!1!1

He is really living in some sort of fantasy land here.
Either that or he's just brain dead.