RIPPED!!! From The Headlines

Such a bunch of shit. I just have to list them, since there are too many for individual posts.

First:

Chicago Requires Driver's Ed for the Blind

Jumpin' Jeezus. That makes a lot of sense.


Next:

Bush's Approval Rating Falls to New Low

Yeah, that's like a weekly thing now, ain't it? What are they going to say when it gets to '0'?


Then we have:

Older Americans Working Less, Study Finds

Well, I don't blame them.


And now:

Company Blames SAT Scan Error on Weather

GLOBAL WARMING IS MESSING WITH TEST SCORES TOO!!!


Next:

Columbus mystery nearly solved 500 years after death

It's been weighing heavy on my mind.


Now:

Jackson ordered to close Neverland

There's a novel idea. But, he's not even there anymore. Who the fuck cares?


What!!???:

For once, blame the student

No! How can that possibly be?


And here:

Drinking May Have Fueled Ala. Church Fires

Drinking? In the bible belt? I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you!


Now then:

Can journalists be prosecuted as spies?

I say no. But their sources should be.


Well, that about wraps it up. More later I'm sure.