Uumm, yeah. Right.
Operation removes lightbulb from anus:
MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.
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Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.
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Praise Allah for enlightening my soul.
2 comments:
I hate when that happens.
That's where they're all coming from!
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