Some Quotes

1. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
2. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
3. It's your god. They're your rules. *You* go to hell.
4. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
5. Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
6. If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
7. If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
8. I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness
9. You can't be late until you show up.
10. A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
    

I chuckled.