A Funny

It gave me a giggle:

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BWAAAHHH!!!!

This is a stretch:

Well, I guess that just about says it all.



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Spam Subject of the Day

"DO YOU WISH YOU HAD A Wider & ThickerPenis?"

Damn thing barely fits in my pants now!

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Quote Of The Day

From some random blog I stumbled across:

"I think it's time to schedule you
for a high colonic of love;"

The dude was seriously trying to be romantic. But what he was referring to, I'm not quite sure.

Oh well, whatever. Just sit back and visualize what you will. I'll just sit here and guffaw.


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Woops

Clean and sober!

Motley Crue’s Vince Neil arrested on DUI charge in Las Vegas

[...]
In an interview last week with The Associated Press about a tell-all book due out in September, Neil said he hadn't used drugs in 20 years and had stopped abusing alcohol.

"There's just a point in your life where you kind of stop, that's what happened with me," Neil had said. "There's other things in life than just drugs and alcohol."

Neil said he admired the sobriety of top performers today.

"Those are the guys that are doing it right," he said. "It's the ones that self-destruct with the drugs and alcohol that have gone by the wayside many years ago."
[...]

A tiger just can't change its stripes, a leopard can't change its spots, and fucked-up, drunk, show-off party animal can't all of a sudden behave.

At least he didn't kill someone this time.

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Spam Subject of the Day

Since this character set don't come across proper, you get a screen print:

Lovely.


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So Good To Be Back

Yup, me and Mrs Curmudgeon had a great time.
Back to reality now I reckon.

Oh, this was the view from our patio:



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Spam Subject of the Day

"Quick And Maximum En1argement In 2-3 Months."

Yup, same old shit.

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Spam Subject of the Day

"Pharmacy sale BAD ECONMY"

No shit.

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Balls O' Brass

Ouch.

Man who tried self-amputation thought of MacGyver

HARTFORD, Conn. – Jonathan Metz had his left arm stuck in his furnace boiler for about 12 hours when he asked himself "what would MacGyver do?" and concluded that amputating the limb was his only chance for survival.
[...]

That'll leave a mark.


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Spam Subject of the Day

"Would you be interested in placing a small text-based ad on [my web site]? "

Fuck no.

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Yawn

Yes, you're right. I haven't posted much on this here blog lately. Same old "Spam Subject" shit.
Well, I've been gone a lot. And I'll be gone next week too.
It's all good though, just spending some vacation days. This all means that when I get back to town, there is a lot of catching up to do along with a lot of preparation for the coming travels.

Next week me and Mrs Curmudgeon will be spending some quality time in a supposed 'tropical paradise'. Someplace we've never been before, someplace we'll probably never go back too unless some sort of ship comes in or lottery payout happens in the future.

So where is this magical, mystical tropical paradise? Right here.  It's one of those once-in-a-lifetime things, a 25th anniversary 'treat' to us, that we've been planning for about 2 years now. So we're quite looking forward to it.

25 years. My, how times flies.



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Spam Subject of the Day

?ISO-2022-JP?B?GyRCSD8+SiQ3JEYkJCReJDkhIyQ5JF8kXiQ7JHMkRyQ3JD8bKEI=?=

Very informative

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Spam Subject of the Day

"Xanax .... viagra..."

Bac to the same old shit again.


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Yes, Once Again

It's another long weekend for yours truly.

"See" you next week!


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Just Because

It gave me a good giggle:

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Spiffy!

Slugger Bryce Harper goes No. 1 to Nationals.

[...]
The Nationals drafted the much-hyped [Bryce] Harper, a 17-year-old slugger with prodigious power from the College of Southern Nevada, with the No. 1 overall pick in the draft Monday night.
[...]

This is a cool story for a couple reasons. First, the kid is only 17. Second, he's going to the fucking "Big Time"! And third, he's from my alma mater. A tiny little community college in Nevada.

Nice job, guy!

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Spam Subject of the Day

"Hi :))"

Fuck off.

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Only A Trekkie Could Appreciate This

A slightly modified picture of Jean Luke Picard Patrick Stewart getting knighted:

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Spam Subject of the Day

"Insight for love, career, money"

Right. Like I'm going to take advice from the internet.


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For Those Interested

In watching live coverage of the gulf oil gusher, click this link and watch your choice of 12 live cameras:

Real time coverage

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Quote Of The Day

"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur."

Paul Neal "Red" Adair (June 18, 1915 – August 7, 2004)

Now those are words to live by.


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In The Good Ole' Summer Time

First 100-degree day of 2010 marks start of hot season

Soon, the wind will blow, and it will not cool you off.

It will make your skin hurt.

Walking outside will make your face feel like it did on Thanksgiving when you opened the oven to check on the turkey, and you forgot to turn your head away, and a blast of superheated dry air smacked you in the face and curled your eyelashes back and took your breath away, and for just an instant you thought, "Oh, my goodness. I believe I might go blind."

You will get in your car, and you will leave the top layer of your skin on the steering wheel.

You will walk barefoot across the sidewalk and regret it.

You will drink down a quart of water in one swift gulp.

You will consider sneaking into the pool at Arizona Charlie's to cool off.

Wish you'd tinted your windows.

Brought a hat.

Worked graveyard.

You will curse Las Vegas and the idiots who decided to build a city in the middle of the desert.

[...]

Every year I curse. Every year, I'm still here.


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Another Rocket Surgeon

Wis. man gets probation in dirty diaper theft

Just ... what the fuck?

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Spam Subject of the Day

"jechray"

Sorry, you lost me on that one.


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It Ain't Getting Any Better

So now BP is going to take a big pair of scissors down and snip the broken pipe so they can 'try' again to fix the leak. Hmmm. I hope they don't just break it worse.

This is going to cause immeasurable consequences for years to come. Decades even.


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Spam Subject of the Day

"frolic"

Sure. Why not.



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WOOHOO!

The economy is finally looking up!:

Hiring by the U.S. Census Bureau is expected to spike May’s job figures dramatically.

Economist Mark Zandi of Moody’s.com projects the economy will add 575,000 jobs in May, while the Economic Policy Institute’s (EPI) rough projection is for 560,000 jobs.

575,000 new jobs in one month!

But wait:

[...]
Those jobs are temporary ones that will disappear as the Census completes the process of collecting data from people who did not mail in their forms.
[...]

Uh, those jobs are only temporary. It won't make the numbers for the following months look all that swell, now will it.

Almost 600,000 temporary jobs at what, $10.00 per hour? Created just because there are that many lazy assholes who couldn't or wouldn't find 10 fucking minutes to fill out a few questions on a gawdamn form?

Nice.


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Bull 1, Matador 0

This should please the hell out of PETArds:

Spanish matador Julio Aparicio is gored by a bull during a bullfight during the San Isidro Feria at the Las Ventas bullring in Madrid.

BWAAAHHH!!!!

The dude lived, but ... Ouch!


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Spam Subject of the Day

"Someone on Facebook is waiting for you"

Bummer.


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Uh, Yeah

Huh-wha...?

Man accused in 'outrageous' bear cub killing

[...]
Ann Bryant, president of the Lake Tahoe-based BEAR League, said locals are outraged over the shooting.

"We know for a fact that bears don't attack people, and little 75-pound cubs would certainly not attack a person," she said.
[...]

I won't pass judgment on the dude who allegedly shot the alleged attack bear, as I wasn't there. I don't know.
However, I will say that I know for a fact that bears attack people. And any self-righteous granola munching tree hugging dope smoking libtard who says otherwise is an idiot.

So how was your weekend? Mine was most awesome.


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Spam Subject of the Day

"From 8an9da to 1ou"

Logical.


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