Uh, Yeah

Huh-wha...?

Man accused in 'outrageous' bear cub killing

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Ann Bryant, president of the Lake Tahoe-based BEAR League, said locals are outraged over the shooting.

"We know for a fact that bears don't attack people, and little 75-pound cubs would certainly not attack a person," she said.
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I won't pass judgment on the dude who allegedly shot the alleged attack bear, as I wasn't there. I don't know.
However, I will say that I know for a fact that bears attack people. And any self-righteous granola munching tree hugging dope smoking libtard who says otherwise is an idiot.

So how was your weekend? Mine was most awesome.


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Fire In The Hole

Quick end to gulf oil leak depends on robot subs

Sun Apr 25, 9:43 pm ET

NEW ORLEANS - It could take hours or it could take months to stop a 42,000-gallon-a-day oil leak polluting the Gulf of Mexico at the site of a wrecked drilling platform. Whether the environmental threat grows many times bigger depends on whether the oil company can turn the well completely off.
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Yet another - if not the best reason we should be using the vast reserves from the thousands of capped wells already drilled here on land.

This is going to cause one hell of a mess.

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Born Late

Maine Commission Moves to Ban Gender Specific Bathrooms, Sports Teams in Schools

By Diane Macedo

- FOXNews.com

The Maine Human Rights Commissions taking heat over a proposal to ban schools from enforcing gender divisions in sports teams, school organizations, bathrooms and locker rooms, saying forcing a student into a particular room or group because of their biological gender amounts to discrimination.

The little girls' room won't be just for little girls anymore, if the Maine Human Rights Commission has its way.
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Well, son of a bitch. Where was this law when I was in school? I would have loved, just fucking LOVED to be able to join the girls in their locker room after P.E. class.

On the other hand, fucking liberals are at it again. No, you can't satisfy everyone all the time by creating dumb-assed legislation like this.


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Dumb Shits

3 LA teachers removed over choice of black heroes

Wed Mar 3, 8:22 pm ET

LOS ANGELES - Three Los Angeles elementary school teachers accused of giving children portraits of O.J. Simpson, Dennis Rodman and RuPaul to carry in a Black History Month parade have been removed from their classrooms, a school district spokeswoman said Wednesday.
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Heros? What the fuck is the matter with these teachers? They're idolizing a murderer (sorry, he wasn't convicted) robber, a faggot, and an asshole.

O.J. is good at hiring the best lawyers. Rodman was a great ball player, but off the court he was a dick. And RuPaul just needs to get hit by the Mystery Machine.

Fine example teachers set for kids nowdays, innit?


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A Phunny

Q- What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?
A- Both get clubbed by Scandanavians.

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Defendants Are The New Victims

This link was sent to me by Random Thoughts:

Victims less 'important' than defendants: magistrate

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"We seem to have developed a habit of putting cases down for where the victim lives," he said. "It's not the victim who's important, it's the defendant, who has to get to court."
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Uh, yeah. That's it. The bad guy is the one who was wronged.

That makes a lot of fucking sense.



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Whoopi RE: Polanski

Interesting:

Whoopi Defends Polanski: ‘It wasn’t rape-rape.’
“I know it wasn’t rape-rape. It was something else but I don’t believe it was rape-rape. He went to jail and and when they let him out he was like ‘You know what, this guy’s going to give me a hundred years in jail I’m not staying,’ so that’s why he left.”

So let me ask you something, Whoopi.
Let's say you're 13 years old, naked in a jacuzzi, and some guy is feeding you Quaaludes and booze.
Now let's say he fucks you in the ass against your will. What exactly would that be called?

Legal and moral - "expert"?
Uh, yeah.

Fuck you and fuck 'The View'. Stupid fucking libtard assholes.

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Uh, Yeah

U.S. household wealth up for first time since 2007

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – U.S. households' net worth rose by $2 trillion to $53.1 trillion in the second quarter, the first increase since before the recession began in 2007, Federal Reserve data showed on Thursday.
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I just love the way liberal media puts their spin on a shitty situation.

Net worth up? TAX THE RICH!!!

Unemployment down? Right. Not as many people recently unemployed. They fail to mention the part about how people are still losing jobs instead of jobs getting created, like the stupid fucker in the White House promised he would make happen.

And housing? Average folks still can't buy a house. With all these foreclosures, you would think people looking for a bargain could pick one up. Nope. People put in offers on homes and get outbid by investors.
Investors caused this economic clusterfuck, and they're still fucking things up by outbidding average folks on foreclosures so they can snap them up and sell them later at a premium.

The cure? I dunno. It just pisses me off this shit is still going on and people are still getting lollipops and roses from the news.


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Ultimate Big Brother

This all sounds very 'Escape From New York'-esque to me:

Saudi 'Killer Chip' Implant Would Track, Eliminate Undesirables

It could be the ultimate in political control — but it won't be patented in Germany.

German media outlets reported last week that a Saudi inventor's application to patent a "killer chip," as the Swiss tabloids put it, had been denied.

The basic model would consist of a tiny GPS transceiver placed in a capsule and inserted under a person's skin, so that authorities could track him easily.

Model B would have an extra function — a dose of cyanide to remotely kill the wearer without muss or fuss if authorities deemed he'd become a public threat.

The inventor said the chip could be used to track terrorists, criminals, fugitives, illegal immigrants, political dissidents, domestic servants and foreigners overstaying their visas.

"The invention will probably be found to violate paragraph two of the German Patent Law — which does not allow inventions that transgress public order or good morals," German Patent and Trademark Office spokeswoman Stephanie Krüger told the English-language German-news Web site The Local.

Of course, this is a Saudi trying to get a patent in Germany, but it ain't that far of a stretch to think that someone, somewhere is trying to get an American patent too. Probably the same dude.

Anyway, let's carry on here in the groove that someday it will be applied for and it's implementation attempted here in the good ole U.S. of A.
To start with, uh, would you please define undesirable for me? Our socialist Big Brother - what with the Czar of Homeland Security and all - could define undesirable any way they pleased. Anti-administration 'nuts' for starters.

The part that cracks me up though, is the part about 'foreigners overstaying their visas'. Jumpin' Jeebus. Libtard demo-socialists don't want illegals to leave as it is. Track them with a chip? I doubt it.

I wouldn't mind having a few of these chips fr some people I know though. Could be fun. Watch them drop at the push of a button.



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Nanny Military Too?

Health officials to military: Ban smoking

By Kelly Kennedy - Staff writer
Posted : Tuesday Jun 30, 2009 16:53:16 EDT

Medical experts say they have a solution for the military’s increasing smoking rates:

Ban it.

And not just in basic training — stop selling cigarettes and chewing tobacco on post, stop with the discounts at the PX, don’t allow it in hospitals, and come up with a deadline when everyone should be smoke-free.
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I have nothing positive to say about smoking in the military, or smoking in general. However, it's a personal choice, and once again, assholes are making personal choice decisions for the general public instead of allowing people the freedom to make their own decisions.

Fucking nannies making decisions for everyone else, and now nannies are making decisions for the people who are willing to die so nannies can keep on making those decisions. Nice.





Well, maybe you people should follow your boss's example and ... uh, never mind:





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Somewhat Political

Smokers, drinkers to carry tax burden?

If you make big bucks — or enjoy alcohol, cigarettes and Coke — the government might hit you up to pay for fixing the nation’s health care system.

On Tuesday, the Senate Finance Committee peeked into vending machines and liquor stores, company payrolls and health savings accounts, looking for a mix of tax increases and spending cuts as a way to pay for a health overhaul — which could cost more than $1.5 trillion over 10 years.
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I posted this here rather than the other blog because I think it's important.

Sure. The fucker who got elected and the fucked up morons in the senate all promised they were only going to 'tax the rich'. But now that they're possibly waking up to who actually creates jobs and money in this country, they're thinking that cutting taxes from po' folks might cost them tax money.
They're GOING to get that money somewhere. And now you know where; from the little luxuries you and I enjoy.

And where do you think it will stop? Not just with smokes, booze and sodie-pops. Not on your life. Tagging these sort of 'vices' as needing to be taxed to cover socialized medicine is just the tip of the iceberg.
Next you'll be paying more cheeseburgers, fries, prepared foods, ... anything that could adversely affect your health.

And what about plain idiocy? Recreational vehicles, skydiving, playing softball when you're too old, any activity deemed irresponsible or unsafe could definitely a detriment to your health.

Soon you'll have to pay extra government fees just to take the kids to the park. Lord knows, we wouldn't want you to cut your finger while flying a kite. You may need to get a stitch.


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Back In The Saddle Again

Yes, I'm finally back in town. WOOHOO!!!! you say.

Well, bro is doing somewhat fine. He had a bit of a setback yesterday but nothing serious. I've pretty much burned any vacation time I had so I had to go back to work. He should get out of the hospital around Friday if all goes well.

So what's new, other than the stupid fuck we have for president getting all cuddly and cozy with Hugo Chavez? You know Hugo. He 's the anti-American, communist, suppressive dictator from Venuzuela:

Chavez book pick rockets up bestseller lists AFP - Sun Apr 19, 2:45 PM ET Sent 102 times

PORT OF SPAIN (AFP) - A book accusing the United States of being a neo-colonial bully in the Americas has rocketed up the sales charts, after a copy was given as a gift by Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez to US leader Barack Obama.
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Oh, and it's April 20th today. As in 4-20. As in national stoner day.
All you tree-hugging, granola-munching, dope-smoking, libtard morons go ahead and continue doing what you do best and fire up a bowl, and us normal people will go ahead and continue doing what we do best. Laugh you idiots while trying to keep the world from falling apart at the seams and turning socialist.


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I Heart Ann Coulter

Go read her latest column. It's basically what I say on a regular basis, only more eloquent:

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It's something in liberals' DNA: They think they can pass a law eliminating guns and nuclear weapons, but teenagers having sex is completely beyond our control.

The demand for more gun control in response to any crime involving a gun is exactly like Obama's response to North Korea's openly belligerent act of launching a long-range missile this week: Obama leapt to action by calling for worldwide nuclear disarmament.

If the SAT test were used to determine how stupid a liberal is, one question would be: "The best defense against lawless rogues who possess _______ is for law-abiding individuals to surrender their own _______________."

Correct answer: Guns. We would also have accepted nuclear weapons.

Obama explained that "the United States has a moral responsibility" to lead disarmament efforts because America is "the only nuclear power to have used a nuclear weapon."
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Pic stolen from The Hermit.

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Due To Lack Of Anything Creative On My Part, Here Are Some Bumper Stickers

Thanks yet again, Sherri

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Free The Poor Bastards!

Guantanamo detainees say they planned Sept. 11: report
1 hour, 41 minutes ago

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The five detainees at the U.S. Guantanamo Bay prison camp charged with plotting the September 11 attacks have filed a document expressing pride at their accomplishment and accepting responsibility for the deaths of nearly 3,000 people, The New York Times reported on Monday.
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Meh, big deal. Close the fucker down. We don't need it any more.



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God Gawd

California high court reviews gay marriage ban

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) – Gay marriage advocates on Thursday will ask the California Supreme Court to overturn a second voter-approved same-sex marriage ban, in a cultural battle that has divided the United States.
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This shit makes me sick.

Look. The majority of the people in your fucking state already spoke their mind. But that's not good enough for you homos? You want to go against the majority and have the court side with the few?

Fucking KKKalifornia. What's the use of even voting then?




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Stimulating

That is a chart of the Dow for the last year.

Yep. Yer doin' a helluva job there, ubama.



Oh, and have I thanked you demo-socialist libtards who voted for him lately?
If not, I apologize. I really do.

Thank you. From the bottom of my wallet.

Update: Now ubama's talking about one of the ideas he's had for his socialized medicine plan. Community Clinics. That's right. Instead of people going to the ER for their 'free' health care, they'll be going to some shiny new (for a day or two) and centrally located (inner city) - most likely union built (JOBS!!!) - center where you'll wait briefly (yeah, right) in one of the comfortable (steel benched), well lit (with crack pipe lighters) lobbies (or outside in the heat or rain) for your concerned, caring (flat fee) physician and his staff (or lack thereof) to tend to your illness.

Swell.


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No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

Motorists' habits spur call for tax increases
1 hour, 24 minutes agoSent 427 times

l WASHINGTON - Motorists are driving less and buying less gasoline, which means fuel taxes aren't raising enough money to keep pace with the cost of road, bridge and transit programs.
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So let me get this straight - gas prices go sky high causing people to drive less. On the one hand, greenies and Algore love it because we're burning less fossil fuels. On the other hand, governments lose tax revenue for building more and better roads. And on the other hand, there are fewer vehicles to make roads for. But on the other hand, mass transit systems get more business, but their rates will go up because of higher taxes.

What's going to happen when we start using so-called "alternative fuels"? That shit is going to be taxed so bad to compensate for the lack of gas taxes, it will be unaffordable.


Fuck me.


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From The "No Shit" Files

It's official: US has been in a recession all year

WASHINGTON – It's official. The U.S. economy has been in a recession for the past year.

The start of the downturn was announced Monday by the National Bureau of Economic Research.

The NBER — a private, nonprofit research organization — said its group of academic economists who determine business cycles met and decided that the U.S. recession began last December.
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Yeah, tell something we don't know.

But now I ask, what are we going to do about it?
Well, throw more of the seemingly endless supply of deficit money! Of course!:

House to push $500 billion stimulus bill

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – U.S. House of Representatives Speaker Nancy Pelosi met leading governors on Monday to discuss the size and shape of an economic stimulus package that one Democratic aide said was likely to cost around $500 billion.
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Fucking fucked up Pelosi. What a fucking idiot.


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Now That I Think About It...

...things may just shape up around these here United States of America.
Maybe we've been going about it all wrong here. Maybe we should just sit back and let dykes marry dykes. Just allow cocksuckers to marry cocksuckers too. No reason to stop abortions either. Let us not hinder this generation from libtarding themselves into nirvana. We keep this up long enough, and by the next generation there will be no democrats.




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