AND YOU DAMN KIDS STAY THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!

I mean it! I really mean it this time, you little bastards!

Lawn-loving man gets life for murder

AP - Wed May 23, 11:45 PM ET

BATAVIA, Ohio - A man who fatally shot a teenage neighbor because he walked on the man's carefully tended lawn was sentenced Wednesday to life in prison.
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Shout Out Update

I got a reply from Big "D", and here's what he had to say about your comments:

I'm all over Dave's blog and appreciate the good wishes and ass whooping comments. I'm not able to blog post [snip] , but please pass my thanks and a hearty HOORAA WILL DO.

"D"
Serving Proud…Serving Payback

I have a few other sentiments in queue, but I won't put them out until "D" edits and gives me the go-ahead.
But take my word for this: No matter what the Hitlerys or the Harry Reids say, good things are happening in Afghanistan and in Iraq too. Our people over there are doing a good thing, and thanks to the lop-sided coverage much of the rest of the world will never know about it.




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A Chuckle

Gave me a giggle.



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Spam Subject Of The Day

"He bushmaster it shirley"

And don't call me "Shirley".



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Rocket Surgeons

Circumcision recommended to fight HIV

AP - Wed Mar 28, 5:54 PM ET Sent 225 times

GENEVA - U.N. health agencies recommended Wednesday that heterosexual men undergo circumcision because of "compelling" evidence that it can reduce their chances of contracting HIV by up to 60 percent.
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Newsflash!

I have a couple other suggestions for you on how to reduce AIDS:

• Stop butt-fucking, and
• Put down the needle, dumbass

Yeah, I know. It's not just fags and junkies who get AIDS. However, they are the ones more likely to have it, and if one has it, shouldn't he refrain from passing it along?

Should not the pitcher keep his dick tucked in his shorts rather than kill someone?
Shouldn't the catcher refrain from sticking his ass in the air to take a load of death sentence?

And you! Mr. or Mrs. Junkie; you want it that bad that you've decided to kill yourself for it?
Evidently.

As far as third or fourth world countries go, they're doomed. Helpless and hopeless. The only way they're going to get rid of the disease is to keep passing it along until they've killed each other off.
Enlightenment? More money? Naw. That ain't going to work. Not as long as their governments keep intercepting both.




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Organizational Skills

I'm a fairly organized individual.

If someone is working with me in my workshop and says something like "Do you have ...?", I can say "It's right there in the box, second drawer, near the left middle."
Maybe not quite as organized at work, but things are usually more hectic than at the house. I may not have as much time to be so anal.

And I really do appreciate people who are organized. Can't blame them. It usually makes everyone's life in their little world a bit easier.

Women like to keep piles of shit in their purses, but if you are one of their friends and need to borrow say, "The red lipstick", they can usually tell you "It's right there in the inside pocket next to my wallet.", or some shit like that.

But you fucking bitches that have to sit there in line and neatly tuck every fucking receipt, fucking pen, fucking tissue, fucking coffee mug, fucking reading glasses so you can wear you sun glasses, fucking wallet, and family fucking photos into your purse at the drive-up ATM while I'm in line behind you waiting to do my bidness, are just selfish fucking arrogant ... well, bitches.




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