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Showing posts with label Nucking Futs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nucking Futs. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 01, 2009

What In Theeeee Hell?

By now, I'm sure eveyone has heard of the recent 'rescue' of the girl who at age 11, was kidnapped 18 years ago:
Bonding with a Captor: Why Jaycee Dugard Didn't Flee

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Dugard was recently reunited with her family after being held captive for 18 years. She was apparently kidnapped at a bus stop near her home in South Lake Tahoe, Calif. when she was 11 years old. Since then she has lived in tents behind the house of her captors, Phillip and Nancy Garrido, along with two children born to Dugard and allegedly fathered by Garrido.
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She's all growed up now with two kids of her own, knocked up by her kidnapper.

Bubble headed bleached blonde news reporters are referring to her time in captivity as "18 years of terror", but I doubt it. I reckon Stockholm Syndrome has been recognized as the reason she never tried to leave in all that time.
She was camped out in the back yard of the dude's house, and from the pictures I saw the place wasn't a fortress by any stretch of the imagination. No, had she wanted to get away, there would have been a way. She must have chosen to stay there for what every crazy-assed reason was floating around in her head.

Now we all know the dude who kidnapped here is a fucking nut, a sociopath. He's a sexual predator and a child rapist. He needs to be strung up and beat to death with a garden hose.

But what about his wife? What sort of crazy bitch is she that she would allow him to do this sort of shit? She didn't mind him kidnapping an 11 year old girl? She didn't mind him fucking her? Especially at the age of fourteen or earlier? What the fuck is the matter with this woman!

She needs to be strung up and beat to death alongside her husband. Good gawd-a-mighty.



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Thursday, July 09, 2009

The Last Comment I Will Make About M.J. (Major Jerkoff)

I really don't understand some people and their fascination with Michael Jackson.

Back in the really old days, he and his family had some hits. Not long after that, he did some solo shit where people thought he was the cutesy little black kid with some neat songs. He eventually became a major teen star, had some hits, did some dancing, blah blah blah.

Then he went fucking nuts. He dive bombed and turned into the world's greatest joke. He was the laughing stock of the sensible populace.
He was germaphobe living in an airtight suit, wearing face masks. A plastic surgeon's wet dream continually getting his face carved until he was disfigured to the point that his momma wouldn't recognize him without being able to identify him by seeing a birthmark on his dick.
He was never convicted, but come on. A grown 'man' sleeping with other people's children? Even if he never did 'touch' them, that is just wrong.
He was crazy, and everyone who didn't laugh at him still shook their head in disbelief.

But now that he's dead he's the greatest entertainer [cough], the greatest dancer [right], the greatest peacemaker [uh-huh] to ever walk the earth. He's Ghandi, Buddha, Moses, Mohamed, Sammy Davis Jr,. Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra and yes, even Jeebus himself all rolled in to one.

All I can say is that I'm glad this shit is almost over. His family will continue to make money off his dead ass. CD's are selling like hotcakes. There are books to be written - with the family's help of course, documentaries to be filmed, movies to be made, and well, you get the picture. This shit will get perpetuated for years to come. But I'll be saving my money.





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Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Yeah. Right.

Michael Jackson hailed as greatest entertainer, best dad


BWAAAAAHHHHHH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA....


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Thursday, May 28, 2009

Korean War II

U.S., South Korea raise military alert on North

SEOUL (Reuters) - South Korea and the United States raised the military alert level for the peninsula on Thursday after the communist North warned the truce ending the Korean War was dead and it was ready to attack.
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I think the shit is about to hit the fan in a big way, and you know what? The us Americans are going to have to accept a fair portion of the blame. Of course, the U.N. had better fucking stand up and shoulder some of the burden too, but all in all, the world stood by and watched as the psycho fuck Kim Jong Il did his thing with the missile tests.
Now that he has proven to himself he has 'the power', he's not going to be afraid to push his weight around.



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