The BinHidin' Tape

From the AP, Here is the full text of "Bin Laden's" recording to - well, us - the American people - I guess.
I put Bin Laden in quotes, because I don't think it was really him. No, I think it was one of his subordinates or cohorts. Like John Murtha.

...operations in Afghanistan are escalating in our favor, thank God, and
Pentagon figures show the number of your dead and wounded is increasing not to mention the massive material losses, the destruction of the soldiers' morale there and the rise in cases of suicide among them. So you can imagine the state of psychological breakdown that afflicts a soldier as he gathers the remains of his colleagues after they stepped on land mines that tore them apart. After this situation the soldier is caught between two hard options. He either refuses to leave his military camp on patrols and is therefore dogged by ruthless punishments enacted by the Vietnam Butcher (U.S. army) or he gets destroyed by the mines. This puts him under psychological pressure, fear and humiliation while his nation is ignorant of that (what is going on). The soldier has no solution except to commit suicide.
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Uh, yeah. The suicide rate 'over there' is just outlandish.
Keep it up you anti-war zealots. Keep putting words in the mouths of the likes of Osama Bin Lyin'