Golf Funnies

Stolen from Patty:
(Thanks, by the way)

Ten Best Caddy Replies

# 10 Golfer 'Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake.'
Caddy 'Think you can keep your head down that long?'

# 9 Golfer 'I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.'
Caddy 'Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth.'

# 8 Golfer 'Do you think my game is improving?'
Caddy 'Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.'

# 7 Golfer 'Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?'
Caddy 'Eventually.'

# 6 Golfer 'You've got to be the worst caddy in the world.'
Caddy 'I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a
coincidence.'

# 5 Golfer 'Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much
of a distraction.'
Caddy 'It's not a watch - it's a compass.'

# 4 Golfer 'How do you like my game?'
Caddy 'Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf.'

# 3 Golfer 'Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?'
Caddy 'The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day.'

# 2 Golfer 'This is the worst course I've ever played on.'
Caddy 'This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago.'

# 1 Best Caddy Comment ..
Golfer 'That can't be my ball, it's too old.'
Caddy 'It's been a long time since we teed off, sir.'