Quote Of The Day

I got a good chuckle out of this:

Mom Of Three:
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4. Here's a tip: If you get sales calls, simply tell them 'Sorry, but we're putting all of our extra money into our gas tank.' I did this again today with the paper, who wanted me to subscribe. Boy, that deflated their sales pitch. I don't need to mention that we maybe use up $20 a week at the very outside, but still, it's up for us!
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Sad but true.