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Corruption Trial Bares Vegas Secrets:

By KEN RITTER, Associated Press Writer Sun Apr 30, 2:14 PM ET

LAS VEGAS - Even in a town used to baring it all — where gangster Bugsy Siegel is considered a founding father, showgirls are a way of life and old-timers fondly recall when the mob ran the casinos — the revelations in a political corruption trial have been shocking.

Tough-talking strip club owner-turned-government star witness Michael Galardi says he tossed bags of cash to put politicians and others in his pocket. And when blue velvet Crown Royal bags stuffed with cash weren't enough, say Galardi and prosecutors, he traded sex — using strippers, dancers and other club employees to keep elected leaders happy and voting his way.
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