It's All About Me

In the interest, and at the risk - of exposing a bit of my past, here are 10 things about me you probably never knew:

1. Gone skydiving
2. Rode a bull
3. Spent the night in jail
4. Totalled a car
5. Shot up heroin
6. Buttfucked
7. Been buttfucked
8. Flew a hang glider
9. Frontal lobotomy
10. Ate a peanut butter - banana sandwich

Nope.
Also, here is a list of things I plan on never doing:

• See above list

Okay, carry on.