What's The World Coming To?

Okay, in a nutshell, here's what you need to know:

Cop's night job as hooker is nixed :
AP - Thu Jul 20, 7:50 AM ET

WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A New Zealand policewoman has been censured for some unauthorized 'undercover' work — a stint moonlighting as a prostitute — but is being allowed to keep her day job after giving up the night duties.

Nothing wrong with a little supplemental income, right?

Nickel for your thoughts? US bill seeks penny's end
Reuters - 2 hours, 55 minutes ago

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Look out, Abe Lincoln.

Great. Just in my line of work, there will be millions, even brazillians of lines of computer code alone which will have to be rewritten. And that's just the beginning of the shit this will cause.

Wyo. police pledge crackdown on streakers

AP - Wed Jul 19, 3:58 PM ET

JACKSON, Wyo. - Every year, as the sun sets on the Teton County Fair, the moons come out: as many as 10 streakers at the demolition derby on the fair's last day. This year, law enforcement officers are pledging a crackdown.

Meh. The people streaking are not usually the people you want to see nekkid anyway.
I guess they'll just have to chain themselves to a tree or something.

Mich. teen flips Jeep during driver test

AP - Wed Jul 19, 5:08 PM ET

DEARBORN, Mich. - A 16-year-old boy apparently had a seizure during his driving test, causing him to hit five vehicles, flip his Jeep and wreck the front of a store.

That's gotta suck.
[old country accent] "NO LICENSE FOR YOU!!!" [/old country accent]