Spam Subject of the Day

"chicks go crazy"

No shit there, Einstein.




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Hang Up And Drive

So I hear there's a new "Hands Free" Cell phone bill going into effect today:

New hands-free law goes into effect today
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It is against the law beginning today to drive a vehicle using a handheld cell phone, or for drivers under 18 to use a cell phone at all while driving. There are exceptions for emergencies, including calling public safety agencies or health-care providers.
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Hey! I was right!

I guess if you're 18 or older, you can still use your phone to send text messages. Yeah. That makes sense.

I wonder how long it will take the rest of the country to enact the same law? Can't be too far down the road.

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T.M.I.

Ever care to know more about what your birth year than is really necessary? Well, go here and find it out.

Here's a bit of my info:

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 1/28/1960 and ending 2/14/1961.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Rat.

Whatever.

Your Native American Zodiac sign is Salmon; your plant is Raspberry.

Hmmm. I really like salmon. And raspberries. Raspberries are yummy.

As of 7/1/2008 4:20:57 PM EDT
You are 47 years old.
You are 576 months old.
You are 2,501 weeks old.
You are 17,503 days old.
You are 420,088 hours old.
You are 25,205,300 minutes old.
You are 1,512,318,057 seconds old.

1,512,318,057 seconds?

Celebrities who share your birthday:

Hilary Swank (1974)	Brad Hargreaves (1972)	Tom Green (1971)
Vivica A. Fox (1964)	Lisa Kudrow (1963)	Kate Bush (1958)
Delta Burke (1956)	Jean Reno (1948)	Arnold Schwarzenegger (1947)
Paul Anka (1941)	Peter Bogdanovich (1939)	Buddy Guy (1936)
Edd 'Kookie' Byrnes (1933)	Thomas Sowell (1930)	Casey Stengel (1891)
Henry Ford (1863)	Emily Bronte (1818)

Buddy Guy is the shit when it comes to blues.

Top songs of 1960

Theme from A Summer Place- Percy Faith	Are You Lonesome Tonight? by Elvis Presley
It's Not Or Never by Elvis Presley	Cathy's Clown by Everly Brothers
Stuck On You by Elvis Presley	Running Bear by Johnny Preston
Save the Last Dance for Me by Drifters	Teen Angel by Mark Dinning
My Heart Has a Mind of Its Own by Connie Francis

Elvis? Who is this 'Elvis' you speak of? A busy dude according to that list.

Just kidding.

Anyway, there you have it. Go see yours now.



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Quote of the Day

From the comments here.

"EVERYONE is psychotic. Otherwise, why would we have douchebag vs turd sandwich every 4 years for president. I'M THE ONLY PERSON who is not psychotic, and I'm a sociopath."

BWAH!



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More On ANWR

I received this via email, but if you poke around a bit, you can see it scattered around AlGoresWeb.

First, do you know what ANWR is?
ANWR = Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.

Now, a comparison:

Some perspective:

Note where the proposed development area is (it's in the "ANWR Coastal Plain"):


This is what the democrats, liberals and "greens" show you when they talk about ANWR. And they are right, these ARE photographs of ANWR:






Isn't ANWR beautiful? Why should we drill here (and destroy) this beautiful place?
Well, they're not being quite truthful.

Do you remember the map? The map showed that the proposed drilling area is in the ANWR Coastal Plain. Do those photographs look like a coastal plain to you?

The answer is simple. That is not where they are wanting to drill! This is what the proposed exploration area actually looks like in the winter:


And this is what it actually looks like in the summer:



Here are a couple screen shots from Google Earth:




As you can see, the area where they are talking about drilling is a barren wasteland.

Oh, and they say that they are concerned about the effect on the local wildlife. Here is a photo (shot during the summer) of the "depleted wildlife" situation created by drilling around Prudhoe Bay*.

How bad do you really think the caribou hate that drilling?

Here's that same spot during the winter:


This bear seems to really hate the pipeline near Prudhoe Bay*:


Now, why do you think democrats and libtards are making such a stink about ANWR?

The email goes on to make this statement:

"Remember when Al Gore said that the government should work to artificially raise gas prices to $5.00 a gallon?
Well Al Gore and his fellow democrats have almost reached their goal!"

I could find nothing to substantiate Al Gore making that statement, so take it as you may.

But, in fairness, here is a point/counterpoint:

Opponents of the drilling say that capturing the petroleum in ANWAR will not solve any U.S. oil crisis so why risk the harm to wildlife there? Specifically, they say that the exploration and drilling activities would take place in the refuge's most vital areas for such as calving grounds for the porcupine caribou herd and den locations for one of America's two polar bear populations. They are especially concerned about the impact of any oil spills on the area, which they contend could affect the entire ecosystem.

Supporters of drilling in ANWAR argue that the U.S. needs to use domestic petroleum and that ANWAR could supply gas and oil for 30 to 50 years. The point to the massive oil fields at nearby Prudhoe Bay and say that drilling there has not negatively affected wildlife. The Central Arctic caribou herd is friendly with the facilities and has grown from 3,000 to as high as 27,000 over the past 20 years. Additionally, they say, drilling activity in ANWR would be during the winter months when such wildlife as the caribou are not there.

The fact is, libtards and granola-munching libtards don't have a fucking clue. They pass along misinformation because it makes them feel good to do so. Until they actually go visit the area, maybe live there a year and see exactly what happens there with wildlife and the environment, they should just shut their fucking traps.


*The Prudhoe bay area accounts for 17% of U.S. domestic oil production

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Caveat emptor

(Latin: “let the buyer beware”), in the law of commercial transactions, principle that the buyer purchases at his own risk in the absence of an express warranty in the contract.

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Spam Subject of the Day

"hi from darlene"

Hi. Now fuck off.



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Spam Subject of the Day

"The man everybody talk about"

George Bush? Me? Naw.




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Un-Fucking-Believable

This has to be the dumbest dumbass (or should I keep my cuss-o-meter up to par and say stupidest fuck nut) I have read in quite some time.
Re SCOTUS and the D.C. gun ban :

The Thugs Win the Case

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Operating under the notion that it's better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission, our shooters long ago decided not to wait for the high court's thoughts on the matter. They simply arrogated to themselves the right to keep and bear arms and, with that right, license to shoot and kill, with impunity, whatever and whenever the evil spirits moved them.

Well, no shit. "If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns".

But wait! He offhandedly admits that fact himself:

The record will show that our home-grown shooters have blown through the city's so-called strict handgun ban like John Riggins going up the middle.

No shit. The responsible, law-abiding citizen wasn't able to have a gun, so guess who did?

...the dudes who have been blowing away their fellow citizens with abandon since the law was put on the books 32 years ago.

Yup. And now would-be targets of these fucks will have the ability to shoot back.

And to make sure that D.C. gun owners are free to fire their loaded handguns at will, the Supreme Court went one step further and killed the city's sensible requirement that weapons be equipped with trigger locks.

Yup. Will, Bob, Fred, ..., anyone who presents a threat.

Seriously though, 'fire at will'? There are still laws as well as common sense dictates which regulate when and when not to use a firearm fer chrissakes. What a stupid fuck.

The best part of this cumstain went running down the crack of his momma's ass.

He does make one valid statement:

So now it has come to pass that D.C. residents can keep handguns, as well as rifles and shotguns, in their homes. A well armed, informal militia we shall be -- ready to fire back in self-defense at the shooters who believed they had the right to their guns all along.

Exactly.



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More Oil From Food

Corn farmers' hopes are dashed by the flood

By DAVID PITT, Associated Press Writer Wed Jun 25, 1:32 PM ET

DES MOINES, Iowa - This year's corn crop was Bill Talsma's lottery ticket — a potentially record-setting haul worth millions.

Then came the flood.

The raging rivers and streams destroyed nearly a quarter of the crop Talsma and his brother were growing on about 75 percent of their 9,000 acres in Iowa, and drenching rains damaged the rest. Had all his corn come in, Talsma could have seen a profit of as much as $6 million.
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Fucking greedy bastards. That's just what we need. We start making ethanol out of corn and instead of oil barons, we will now have corn barons.

But wait! What if mother nature deals them a bad hand?
Oil can be pumped from the ground in all sorts of weather. But one (or more even) bad growing season and we're fucked. No ethanol from those crops. Then what? Phone Saudi and beg for alms?

Our dependence on ethanol is going to cost us!



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Spam Subject of the Day

"Put an end to your woes"

Here. I have a better idea. Put an end to yours:





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Enough Already!

Angry kids protest gas prices after losing cable TV

Tue Jun 24, 10:59 PM ET

SALT LAKE CITY - Sadie and Pyper Vance have had just about enough of high gas prices. The sisters are still years away from being old enough to drive, but that doesn't mean the $4 per gallon price tag isn't hitting them as hard as anyone else.

Cable TV was one of the family's budget-cutting casualties, leaving Sadie, 9, and her 7-year-old sister without their favorite cartoons and shows.
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I don't blame them. There's only so much a person can take before they snap.



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Spam Subject of the Day

"Feel hard and huge!"

I already do!



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YARRRGGGH!!!

Teacher accused of sex with eight boys

Last Updated: 9:44AM BST 24/06/2008

A former teacher has been accused of having sex with at least eight high school students who she met through the school baseball team.

Julie Pritchett, 34, a former teacher at Clay-Chalkville Middle School in Alabama allegedly had sex with boys, who are aged between 15 and 19 after meeting them during her work as a patron of the school baseball team.
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Good gawd-a-mighty. Now, teen boys are constantly walking around with a stiff dick. I know. I used to be one. But would I have fucked a woman who looks more masculine than Howie Long?:



No fucking way. Bitch hit on me I would still be running.


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Spam Subject of the Day

"Tiered of been passed over for that promotion because you don’t have the proper Degree?"

Yeah, I'll do like you and get an English degree.



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Interesting

Virginia man sheds 80 pounds eating at McDonald's

Fri Jun 20, 2:25 PM ET

QUINTON, Va. - A Virginia man lost about 80 pounds in six months by eating nearly every meal at McDonald's. Not Big Macs, french fries and chocolate shakes. Mostly salads, wraps and apple dippers without the caramel sauce.
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Well, I'll be damned. I guess if you're not an idiot who eats Big Macs for a month, you can eat fast food without killing yourself.







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"Shit, Piss, Fuck, ..."

"Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker aaaaaaand Tits."

Comedian George Carlin dead at age 71

Mon Jun 23, 2:18 AM ET Sent 4,109 times

SANTA MONICA, Calif. - A publicist for George Carlin says the legendary comedian has died of heart failure at a hospital in Santa Monica, Calif.
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About time the old bastard kicked off.

For the most part, I liked his shit. I saw him in a show about two years ago. Funny stuff.


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Spam Subject of the Day

"Fink"

Yup. Fuck off.



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