"Obama's An Idiot" is where my political bitches now live. Go ye thereto and read.

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Pathetic Sperm Burper

I just love to have fun with anonymous commenters.

Go read it. That person really needs to walk upstairs and get a hug from mommy.


Spam Subject of the Day

"How things looing"
They're looing like you're a fucking moron. Now fuck off.


Wednesday, January 30, 2008

A Funny

Via email:

I saw a billboard sign that said:



Out of curiosity, I did.

A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.

Thanks Deb. :)


Well, there's two more out:
John Edwards to quit presidential race
AP - 8 minutes ago

DENVER - Democrat John Edwards is exiting the presidential race Wednesday, ending a scrappy underdog bid in which he steered his rivals toward progressive ideals while grappling with family hardship that roused voters' sympathies, The Associated Press has learned.
Giuliani to exit presidential race today
AP - 55 minutes ago

ORLANDO, Fla. - Following his third place finish in Florida, former New York mayor Rudy Giuliani is expected to drop out of the presidential race today and endorse Sen. John McCain.
Good news. Not unexpected, but refreshing nonetheless.


Spam Subject of the Day

To what? Will you go fuck yourself?


Tuesday, January 29, 2008


Suddenly Cured

An 11-year-old boy from Wales, who was partially deaf for nearly 10 years, was suddenly cured when a thick piece of cotton popped out of his ear, according to a report in the Daily Mail.

"I [Barten's dad] had always suspected Jerome had stuck something in his ear when he was little and that was causing the problem. But the doctors and hearing specialists said it was wax and he would probably grow out of it."
Let's see. Correct me if I'm wrong here, but isn't Wales under the rule of the British government? And don't they have socialized medicine there?

Gee. Maybe if we get socialized medicine here we can receive the same care as patients in Wales get now.



Good gawd. Can you imagine?
Hitlary can go to hell. I'm guessing the biggest benefit from her winning the Democrat race and running for president would be that it would give all the more reason to vote for whatever Republican candidate is running.

But if Obama bama fo fama wins, what with Kennedy kissing his ass, what do you reckon the odds are for Obama choosing him as his running mate?

I could puke.


Spam Subject of the Day

"for volt"
Uh, fuck off.


Monday, January 28, 2008

Works For Me!



Spam Subject of the Day

"January 77% OFF
January 73% OFF"
Can I get a 79%?
How about 83%? 90?


Friday, January 25, 2008

Sad, But True

All we can hope for is there is no Clinton this time around.

Good gawd. I can't even believe people are actually taking her seriously as a candidate. There are really some fucking stupid people on this planet.


Ask The Curmudgeon

DEAR CURMUDGEON: I live with and am engaged to a 53-year-old man -- 13 years older than I am. He is a very loving and giving man. I adore him and am looking forward to being married to him. He has strange little quirks that I am adjusting to, but there is one that I can't seem to get past: He can go up to two weeks without taking a bath or brushing his teeth, and he doesn't wear deodorant. His parents just didn't make him do those things. Sometimes the body odor is overwhelming. I have made comments like, ''Wow, you got hot and sweaty today. A shower is really going to feel good.'' He just laughs and says that's his new cologne. How do I get him to take care of his personal hygiene?

Dear Dumb Shit er, ELVIRA .... ELVIRA .... "♫♪ My heart's on fire ♪♫♪, for ELVIRA ♫♪♪.... Giddyup-a-oomboppa-oomboppa-oombop ♫♫♪♫ Giddyup-a-... ♫♫♪♪" ugh. I fucking hate that shit.

Okay, here's the deal: What the fuck is your problem? Are you that hard up that you have to stick with a fucking slob like that, or are you just stupid? Good gawd. You have a problem missy. Bigger than his.

Look, tell the slob to take a bath and brush his everlovin' teeth fer chrissakes. How could you possibly want to snuggle up to that slob, let alone kiss him on the filthy, food encrusted mouth, or for the love of all that's holy - suck that cheesy cock? And sex? Why would you ever let ole' cheese-dick stick that filthy dick in you? Beyond me, unless of course you enjoy licking dirty assholes too.

Fuck me running. That dude is just sick. Take him to the car wash or something.


Spam Subject of the Day

"My choice no doubt"
Well, it ain't mine, so fuck off.


Thursday, January 24, 2008

Nice "T"

BWAH!!! I would of course, have to change it to read "I Hate ...". But everything else would stay the same:


Spam Subject of the Day

"See your dic'k swelling day by day!"
That sounds like some sort of disgusting African disease.


Wednesday, January 23, 2008

A Funny

It's an oldie but goody:
A couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, 'We have a special requirement for new member couples. You must abstain from sex for one whole month.'

The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the church.

When the pastor ushered them into his office, the wife was crying and the husband
was obviously very depressed.

'You are back so soon... Is there a problem?' the pastor inquired.

'We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month,' the young man replied sadly.

The pastor asked him what happened.

'Well, the first week was difficult...however, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower.'

'The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain.'

'However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible...anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts.'

'One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and I just had my way with her right then and there. It was lustful, loud, passionate sex. It lasted for over twenty minutes, and
when we were done we were both drenched in sweat.' admitted the man, shamefacedly.

The pastor lowered his head and said sternly, 'You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church.'

'We know', said the young man, hanging his head, 'We're not welcome at Home Depot anymore either.


Spam Subject of the Day

"hairbrush conservatism Vlaogra 1. 43"
Yeah, that makes sense. Fuckwad.


Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Nevada Crockus Results

Well, that's over with. After all the fucking hoopla here in Nevada, the caucus was Saturday. Here are the Nevada caucus results:

Mitt Romney 22,649 51
Ron Paul 6,087 14
John McCain 5,651 13
Mike Huckabee 3,616 8
Fred Thompson 3,521 8
Rudy Giuliani 1,910 4
Duncan Hunter 890 2

Hillary Clinton 5,355 51
Barack Obama 4,773 45
John Edwards 396 4
Uncommitted 31 0
Dennis Kucinich 5 0

Some quotes - loosely quoted - I heard on the news: "Higher than average hispanic turnout..."
"Support by the culinary union was supposed to go toward Obama, but appeared to favor Clinton..."

Fucking shit. Fucking wetbacks. The bitch Hitlary goes out into the neighborhoods and shmoozes wetbacks. Door to door in the shittiest parts of town, and wins them over. Gee. Whose vote you reckon she's after from the culinary union, waiters and bartenders? Right. No, that would be all the undocumented dishwashers, bus boys, taco line cooks, ...

Fucking wetbacks are taking over Nevada too. I'm ashamed of my state.


Spam Subject of the Day

"Pages From My Heart"
How about tucking those pages up your ass.


Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Quote of the Day

Not that I agree or support the bitch, I just thought the sticker was funny.

Stolen from Mr. Shlong:

Oh, and here's a little bonus pic:


Spam Subject of the Day

"Camera Pick-up(Nikon D40) #Can19938"
Woohoo! I got a camera on the way!

Now fuck off.


Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Spam Subject of the Day

"Ugg Boot Confirmation"
Damn straight.


Monday, January 14, 2008

Not If, But How Long

No, the quiz for Americans shouldn't be whether or not you can name all 50 states. But more of how long it takes.
Yeah, I struggled with the spelling of Massecheu- Massach- Fuck it. It's a gawd-dam nanny state anyway.



Just thought I would let you all know that 23 years ago Saturday - January 12th, 1985, Mrs Curmudgeon and I tied the proverbial knot. And we're still together after all this time with no plans to change living arrangements.

I say congratulations are in order...


Spam Subject of the Day

"Lawn mower delivery info"
Uh, how about right up your ass.


Friday, January 11, 2008


U.S. warplanes pound southern Baghdad outskirts
Thu Jan 10, 4:06 PM ET

BAGHDAD (Reuters) - U.S. warplanes launched their biggest air strike in Iraq since at least 2006 on Thursday, bombarding date palm groves on Baghdad's southern outskirts with more than 40,000 pounds of bombs in a matter of minutes.
Keep it up. Knock the fuck outta them.

"Sheet of glass".


Spam Subject Of The Day

"She'll beg for more"
Yup. As per usual.


Thursday, January 10, 2008

Score One For The Good Guys

German boss fires staff for not smoking

Reuters - Wed Jan 9, 11:47 AM ET

BERLIN (Reuters) - The owner of a small German computer company has fired three non-smoking workers because they were threatening to disturb the peace after they requested a smoke-free environment.
Glad to see some people out there still have some balls.

Good on you Germany!

You dumb asses knew it was a smoking environment, so go somewhere else if you don't want smoke.


Ask The Curmudgeon

Hey! A two-fer! How lucky can you get?
DEAR CURMUDGEON: I have a problem. My fiance and I have a cat named Wilfred. He is like a child to us, but he is definitely a two-person cat only. When people come to visit, they think they need to pet Wilfred, and every time, he gets offended and tries to scratch. (Wilfred never bothers anyone unless he is bothered first.) I tell my guests that Wilfred does not appreciate company, but everyone thinks they are special and that Wilfred will like them. The result so far has been many scratched hands.

Regular visitors to our home are used to Wilfred and they leave him alone. Those people have no problems. I've found that children listen better than adults when I tell them not to touch the cat. How can I get people to leave Wilfred alone? I would lock him in a room every time someone comes over, but it's not necessary so long as no one touches him. What should I do?

Dear STUPID er, WILFRED'S MOM: Well, it is a cat after all. It's not like it's a dog. You know, a good pet who actually likes people. Get rid of the fucker. Throw it out in the street, send it through the garbage disposal, flush it down the toilet, whatever. Stupid fucking cat. Why anyone would keep one of those hairball kacking, ass-licking pieces of shit around is beyond me.
DEAR CURMUDGEON: I have been married for 31 years to a good woman with whom I have three children, one remaining at home. My wife and I have had sex three or four times in the past 15 years. This has worked a hardship on me such as I cannot describe. Divorce is not an option, and attempts to resolve this matter through therapy have backfired. One therapist told my wife I was a narcissist, and another told her I was "selfish." I have not been retributive in these matters. I do not harangue her or argue. But this situation is intolerable and becomes more a source of sorrow with each passing day. I cannot speak with her anymore about this because she deflects my queries, saying she does not want to have sex while we have a teenager in the house, which is an excuse, of course. She is healthy; this is not hormonal. I am at the point where I have lost all desire for the woman. Fifteen years of being ignored will do that to you. Suggestions?

DEAR STIFF DICK WITH NO HOLE: Sure. Hire a hooker.
No, that's not a good idea either. Too much money - at least for one who has all her teeth. But then, does she really need teeth? I mean, she could always give you a smoothie... But, I digress.

Seriously now. Go find yourself a mistress! Your wife don't put out, find a girlfriend. Simple. What's the problem?


Fucking Nut

Man cuts off, microwaves his own hand Man cuts off, microwaves his own hand

Wed Jan 9, 10:18 PM ET

HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the 'mark of the beast' used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
Good gawd. How hungry do you have to be?

Oh, sorry. He was just crazy. Never mind.


Spam Subject Of The Day

"3rd grade teacher -Sexually Expl."
Ugh. That made me shudder. Obviously, you never saw my third grade teacher.


Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Thank You New Hampshire!!!


New Hampshire Primary -- Democrats

300 of 301 Precincts Reporting - 99%
Name Party Votes Vote % Delegates
Hillary Clinton Dem 112,238 39% 9
Barack Obama Dem 104,757 36% 9
John Edwards Dem 48,666 17% 4
Bill Richardson Dem 13,245 5% 0
Dennis Kucinich Dem 3,919 1% 0
Joe Biden Dem 628 0% 0



New Hampshire Primary -- Republican

301 of 301 Precincts Reporting - 99%
Name Party Votes Vote %
McCain , John GOP 88,466 37%
Romney , Mitt GOP 75,343 32%
Huckabee , Mike GOP 26,768 11%
Giuliani , Rudy GOP 20,395 9%
Paul , Ron GOP 18,303 8%
Total Write-ins GOP 4,342 2%
Thompson , Fred GOP 2,886 1%
Hunter , Duncan GOP 1,220 1%
Keyes , Alan GOP 220 0%


Moron Arrested After Driving Truck Into House

No, really. That is the actual headline! BWAH!!!!
Moron Arrested After Driving Truck Into House

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Note to Mr. Moron: Don't act like one.

Bryan Scott Moron, 20, of Burleson, Texas, was arrested Friday after he lost control of his truck and struck a mailbox, then a house, MyFOXDFW.com reports.

Living up to his surname, Moron failed sobriety tests, the station said. The arrest report showed his blood alcohol level to be more than twice the legal limit.

Moron, a restaurant server, was also driving at an excessive speed, according to the report.
Some stories just write themselves.

Funny thing here though, is that this poor bastard has had to live with that name his whole life. And his parents, and their parents, ...
I would be at the courthouse as soon as I was old enough. Fuck family pride! I'd be wanting to change that puppy.



What are you doing here? - man asks wife at brothel - Yahoo! News: "What are you doing here? - man asks wife at brothel

54 minutes ago

WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees."
Of course, she could ask the same thing...


Poor Bastard

Mom sells rule-breaking son's car - Yahoo! News: "DES MOINES, Iowa - Jane Hambleton has dubbed herself the 'meanest mom on the planet.'

After finding alcohol in her son's car, she decided to sell the car and share her 19-year-old's misdeed with everyone — by placing an ad in the local newspaper."
Good for you mom. We need more like you. More kids need more than a stern talking-to nowdays.


Weekend at Bernies

2 bring corpse to store to cash check : "NEW YORK - Two men wheeled a dead man through the streets in an office chair to a check-cashing store and tried to cash his Social Security check before being arrested on fraud charges, police said.

David J. Dalaia and James O'Hare pushed Virgilio Cintron's body from the Manhattan apartment that O'Hare and Cintron shared to Pay-O-Matic, about a block away, spokesman Paul Browne said witnesses told police.

'The witnesses saw the two pushing the chair with Cintron flopping from side to side and the two individuals propping him up and keeping him from flopping from side to side,' Browne said."
Now that's funny. Those two rocket scientists take a stroll down the street wheeling a dead guy in a chair to steal his check money.

Good gawd. They just need to be shot for being so stupid.


Spam Subject Of The Day

"Cleanse your colon"
Yup. Every day.


Tuesday, January 08, 2008

How True

Via email:
Quarterback for the Packers...

In a news conference Deanna Favre announced she will be the starting QB for the Packers this coming Sunday. Deanna asserts that she is qualified to be starting QB because she has spent the past 16 years married to Brett while he played QB for the Packers. During this period of time she became familiar with the definition of a corner blitz, and is now completely comfortable with other terminology of the Packers offense. A survey of Packers fans shows that 50% of those polled supported the move.

Does this sounds idiotic and unbelievable to you? Well, Hillary Clinton makes the same claims as to why she is qualified to be President and 50% of democrats polled agreed. She has never run a City or County, and most of her time as Senator has been running for office. When told Hillary Clinton has experience because she has 8 years in the white house, Dick Morris stated "so has the pastry chef".


Fucking Shit

Bill would ban swearing in bars: [...]
"The proposal would ban indecent, profane or obscene language, songs, entertainment and literature at bars."
Give me a fucking break. Of all the problems politicians could or should be worrying about, they're taking this on?

What in theeeee hell is the world coming to fer gawd's sake. Fuck me running.

- George Carlin


Spam Subject Of The Day

"Thanks for your order!"
Well then. Send it to me!
You keep saying I ordered something, but I never get it!


Monday, January 07, 2008

Spam Subject Of The Day

"love is just a click away"
Damn! That's what I needed in high school!


Friday, January 04, 2008

Another Socialized Medicine Success Story

In its entirety, because I thinks it's important:
In Socialized Medicine, Everyone Is A Doctor

By INVESTOR'S BUSINESS DAILY | Posted Thursday, January 03, 2008 4:20 PM PT

Health Reform: The British have found a way to shorten those long, annoying waits for care and lower the rising costs of their universal access system. They'll let patients take care of themselves.

The London Telegraph reported Tuesday that the British government has a "plan to save billions of pounds from the NHS budget." But it won't come without enormous pain.

"Instead of going to a hospital or consulting a doctor, patients will be encouraged to carry out 'self-care' as the Department of Health tries to meet Treasury targets to curb spending," the Telegraph explained.

So when is a universal health care system not actually universal? When Britain's 60-year-old National Health Service can no longer support the weight of its clamoring clientele.

Granted, there should be more self-treatment in developed nations. Emergency rooms and doctors' offices are often overcrowded with patients who aren't in need of urgent need but who go anyway because their insurance or government is paying. That type of open access to health care has led to overuse of the system.

The NHS, though, is hoping to cut down on more than frivolous visits. It's looking for patients with "arthritis, asthma and even heart failure" to treat themselves, the Telegraph said.

Some of the self-care that will be expected of patients includes the monitoring of heart activity, blood pressure and lung capacity using equipment that has been placed in the home.

Patients will be counted on to relate health information to doctors either by phone or computer link. To manage pain, they will administer their own drugs and other treatments.

Patients will also be asked to evaluate the significance of changes in their conditions as well as employ relaxation techniques that the government hopes will help them relieve their stress and avoid emergency room visits caused by panic.

Prime Minister Gordon Brown characterizes the policy changes as improvements that will allow patients to "play a far more active role in managing their own condition." The British Department of Health calls it an "exciting opportunity."

But what they're really saying is "our universal health care system is broken, and you're on your own."

And we ask yet again: Is this the sort of system we want in the U.S.?

The ugly facts will never dissuade those who want to hijack private health care in this country and turn it over to the government. They will continue to use inflated — and irrelevant — data on the uninsured, demagogue, embellish and in general shriek about the woes of U.S. health care, which we unapologetically say is the finest in the world.

But they can't do it alone. They need America's middle-of-the-roaders, and the more the average person learns about the hazards of the British and Canadian models, the less likely he or she will blindly go along with plans to nationalize private care.

A government system in which everyone gets "free" medical treatment might sound humane. But as Britain's NHS has shown, such a program will eventually be besieged with lengthy and sometimes deadly waiting times and overwhelming costs.

From examples across the Atlantic and north of the border we are learning that both the quality and quantity of health care will suffer when the nanny state gets involved. It's a lesson we can ill afford to ignore.
Oh, yes. Because we all know people take such good care of themselves now. Imaging having to do your own medical procedures.

People regularly ignore their doctor's advice as it is. What the fuck makes these morons think people are going to take it upon themselves to do what needs to be done on their own volition? Not to mention, where is the training going to come from for attaching these monitors or dispensing these drugs going to come from?

On top of that, how many people are going to die because of their own misdiagnoses?

What a fucking joke. If you can't handle the medical business, then give it back to private enterprise where it belongs.


Cool People Test

Here is a link to a short quiz.

I know, I know. You don't like quizzes. You'll get a hoot out of this one though. It is quite short and amazingly accurate.

So please, click away:
How Cool Were You In High School


Spam Subject Of The Day



Thursday, January 03, 2008

How To Win The Black Vote

NJ lawmakers consider slavery apology
AP - Wed Jan 2, 3:35 PM ET

TRENTON, N.J. - New Jersey could become the first Northern state to apologize for slavery under a measure due for a legislative committee hearing this week.
Obviously, that's all he's trying to do.

Look. Slavery was and still is, wrong. No two ways about it. But to apologize for it now is total bullshit. Reparations are nothing more than a scam by people nowdays trying to bilk money from politicians.

I know, while we're at it, Sorry King George. We killed some British soldiers and dumped a bunch of tea in the ocean a couple hundred years ago trying to get settled over here. I do apologize for wasting all that tea. I hate the shit but I know that a lot of people dig it. Oh, and to the families of the soldiers, I'm sorry. I really am.

And hey, you folks down there in Mexico, sorry about that Alamo thing. I know you kicked our asses there but I'm sorry some of you had to die. Totally. Especially after Sam Houston got his guys together and kicked your asses. Again, I apologize. We should never have tried to take Texas away from you folks. Woops. Our bad.

You nice people over there in Japan during Dubya Dubya Two - sorry about those atomic bombings. I mean, even though you started it, I guess we didn't really have to go over there and knock the fuck out of your country. But hey. We did get you all rebuilt and shit, no? Look at you now. Cars, teevees, computers, cell phones, all those cool gadgets. Looks like things turned around pretty good. So I'm sorry so many of you had to die before we ended up spending all that money getting you all rebuilt and shit.

And you folks there in Vietnam - sorry about that little scuffle over there where we killed a bunch of you people. Never mind that you killed nearly 60,000 Americans and wounded over 300,000. That's beside the point. I apologize for us ever going over there and disrupting your quiet little lives. Seriously. No, really!

Oh, and last but not least, you nice folks over in Iraq, hah. Fuck you. You deserve everything you're getting. Based on your ancient beliefs and religion, you're too stupid to live.


Spam Subject Of The Day

"Keep her on it all night"
Sounds painful. And when do I sleep?


Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Quote Of The Day

Never turn your back on a woman...unless you have absolutely NOWHERE else to store that knife.


Happy Friggin' 2008!!!

By gawd, it is a new year, innit. My, my. How the time doth fly and all that shit.

Well you know, as I look back on 2007, reflect on the year and all of the posts I've made, I thought it would be nice to list the top ten posts from that year. How do I determine the top ten posts you say? I'll not base it on something so mundane as number of comments, nor will I look at the referral logs. No, I'll base it on what I consider quality of writing, depth of the story or post, and emotion I felt was conveyed by my hand.

So with that, here you go. "Curmudgeonisms" best posts for the year 2007:
Exactly. But I thank you for continuing to come back to this thing anyway.


Ain't It The Truth

I wonder if Guy K. has these issues? He's always building more feeders for the critters running around his yard.
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it is as I filled it lovingly with seed.

Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food.

But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue.

Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere!

Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.

And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food.

After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore.

So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone.

I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio.

Soon, the back yard was like it used to be...quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal.

Now let's see..... our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, and free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen.

Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services;

small apartments are housing 5 families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor; your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English.

Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to "press one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties.

Just my opinion, but maybe it's time for the government to take down the bird feeder. If you agree, pass it on; if not, continue cleaning up the poop!

Via email. (Thanks Ms. Hughes!)



I am disgusted the gods position absolution for themselves because it is their technology conducting this evil upon the disfavored.

Said Italy has heavy volcanic activity for kinda the same reason they put the Mormons in hell.
Motherfuckers. Serves them right.
Of the male Italians in the United States 1906 worked on at least half of them.
I say the number is closer to 80%.
Of those AT LEAST HALF were corrupted voluntarily, meaning the gods did not push them into being corrupted. This half should already be dead. This is an immoral people, quick to prey on others, as their history suggests.

Communism was eliminated among white peoples in the 80s (Russians) just as decency was eliminated in the 60s, dispersed from the platform that was California.

New Orleans/Louisiana is French, while California is positioned as Italian.
Katrina was used to help the disfavored escape that wicked enviornment. Blacks in California won't be so lucky.
Know who your friends are.
Okay, the jig is up. That ain't really me talking. It's some fucking spammer in a comment. If you want, you can go read some more here, but I guarantee. You won't make it to the end.
Bits and pieces are funnier than hell though. If you get a chance, glance through a bit of it.


Spam Subject Of The Day

"Fabrikverkauf & Outletverkauf"
Sprechen sie español s'il-vous-plaît?

No comprenede. Vous. Danke. Fuckwad.