"Obama's An Idiot" is where my political bitches now live. Go ye thereto and read.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Fucking Kill Me Now

God damn Oscars and all their affiliated bullshit can go to fucking hell.

Good gad people. Get a fucking life.


Thursday, February 17, 2011

Well, Well

Here I am again. A joke yesterday and a real post today.

Nothing to discuss really though. I just figgered I better check up on things.

So what's going on? Have I missed anything?

Didn't think so.

Until later,


Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Joke of the Day

Via email:
One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies.
He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on mylist, but I have no room for you.
You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room.

In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.

"No," Obama said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the door of the next room.

In it was Al Gore with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder.
I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Obama.

The devil opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

Obama looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go."


Friday, February 04, 2011

That Damned Weather

I have to say, that even though I grew up high in the Rockies, where shitty weather like blizzards and 40 below was the norm, I don't miss it.
Sure, snow country has its advantages like skiing, snowmobiling, ice fishing, and so on. I always enjoyed that stuff when I lived there. But I've become somewhat accustomed to getting in the truck and driving to work without having to start it and let it warm up while scraping the windshields and shoveling the driveway.

Now it does get a bit chilly here, but 20's is easy to dress for as long as the wind ain't blowing.

So where is all this going? Nowhere. Just that it's supposed to be in the 60's here this weekend. So you folks north and east of the Grand Canyon? Bummer. Sucks to be you right now. ;)


Tuesday, February 01, 2011

Another Post

I'm not sure why I even hang on to this blog, I don't really do any posting any more. I guess it's just one of those things like an old email address you hang on to for the hell of it.