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Thursday, March 24, 2011

Another Update

Nothing special to report other than everything is just groovy.
Been busy at work, and I'm still waiting for the results of the quiz and the experiment.

We're off to see Mickey Mouse this weekend, so hopefully the weather will cooperate.

Have fun!


Friday, March 11, 2011

A Quiz

This is an actual quiz a teacher gave to prospective psychology students.
See how you do:

Sexual Tension Quiz

Author unknown
  1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
    When I'm not well, I drip.
    When you blow me, you feel good.
    What Am I?
  2.  I'm spread before I'm eaten.
    Your tongue gets me off.
    People sometimes lick my nuts.
    What Am I?
  3. I assist an erection.
    Sometimes big balls hang from me.
    I'm called a big swinger.
    What Am I?
  4. Over 1,000 people went down on me.
    I wasn't maiden for long.
    A big hard thing ripped me open.
    What Am I?
  5. You stick your poles inside me.
    You tie me down to get me up.
    I get wet before you do.
    What Am I?
  6. When I go in I cause pain.
    I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.
    I can fill your hole.
    What Am I?
  7. A finger goes in me.
    You fiddle with me when you're bored.
    The best man always has me first.
    What Am I?
  8. All day long, it's in and out.
    I discharge loads from my shaft.
    Both men and women go down on me.
    What Am I?
  9. I go in hard.
    I come out soft.
    You blow me hard.
    What Am I?
  10. If I miss, I hit your bush.
    It's my job to stuff your box.
    When I come, it's news.
    What Am I?
  11. I offer Protection.
    I get the finger ten times.
    You use your fingers to get me off.
    What Am I?
  12. I have a stiff shaft.
    My tip penetrates.
    I come with a quiver.
    What Am I?
  13. My business is briefs.
    I am a cunning linguist.
    I plead and plead for it.
    What Am I?
  14. I make some guys shoot in the air.
    I usually have a little pecker.
    I'm better in your hand than in your bush.
    What Am I?

Answers in comments  :)


Thursday, March 03, 2011

An Experiment


Tuesday, March 01, 2011

Bullshit I Say

I disagree with Kay Jewelers.
I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.