"Obama's An Idiot" is where my political bitches now live. Go ye thereto and read.

Monday, June 30, 2008

Spam Subject of the Day

"The man everybody talk about"
George Bush? Me? Naw.


Thursday, June 26, 2008


This has to be the dumbest dumbass (or should I keep my cuss-o-meter up to par and say stupidest fuck nut) I have read in quite some time.
Re SCOTUS and the D.C. gun ban :

The Thugs Win the Case

Operating under the notion that it's better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission, our shooters long ago decided not to wait for the high court's thoughts on the matter. They simply arrogated to themselves the right to keep and bear arms and, with that right, license to shoot and kill, with impunity, whatever and whenever the evil spirits moved them.
Well, no shit. "If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns".

But wait! He offhandedly admits that fact himself:
The record will show that our home-grown shooters have blown through the city's so-called strict handgun ban like John Riggins going up the middle.
No shit. The responsible, law-abiding citizen wasn't able to have a gun, so guess who did?
...the dudes who have been blowing away their fellow citizens with abandon since the law was put on the books 32 years ago.
Yup. And now would-be targets of these fucks will have the ability to shoot back.
And to make sure that D.C. gun owners are free to fire their loaded handguns at will, the Supreme Court went one step further and killed the city's sensible requirement that weapons be equipped with trigger locks.
Yup. Will, Bob, Fred, ..., anyone who presents a threat.

Seriously though, 'fire at will'? There are still laws as well as common sense dictates which regulate when and when not to use a firearm fer chrissakes. What a stupid fuck.

The best part of this cumstain went running down the crack of his momma's ass.

He does make one valid statement:
So now it has come to pass that D.C. residents can keep handguns, as well as rifles and shotguns, in their homes. A well armed, informal militia we shall be -- ready to fire back in self-defense at the shooters who believed they had the right to their guns all along.



More Oil From Food

Corn farmers' hopes are dashed by the flood

By DAVID PITT, Associated Press Writer Wed Jun 25, 1:32 PM ET

DES MOINES, Iowa - This year's corn crop was Bill Talsma's lottery ticket — a potentially record-setting haul worth millions.

Then came the flood.

The raging rivers and streams destroyed nearly a quarter of the crop Talsma and his brother were growing on about 75 percent of their 9,000 acres in Iowa, and drenching rains damaged the rest. Had all his corn come in, Talsma could have seen a profit of as much as $6 million.
Fucking greedy bastards. That's just what we need. We start making ethanol out of corn and instead of oil barons, we will now have corn barons.

But wait! What if mother nature deals them a bad hand?
Oil can be pumped from the ground in all sorts of weather. But one (or more even) bad growing season and we're fucked. No ethanol from those crops. Then what? Phone Saudi and beg for alms?

Our dependence on ethanol is going to cost us!


Spam Subject of the Day

"Put an end to your woes"
Here. I have a better idea. Put an end to yours:


Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Enough Already!

Angry kids protest gas prices after losing cable TV

Tue Jun 24, 10:59 PM ET

SALT LAKE CITY - Sadie and Pyper Vance have had just about enough of high gas prices. The sisters are still years away from being old enough to drive, but that doesn't mean the $4 per gallon price tag isn't hitting them as hard as anyone else.

Cable TV was one of the family's budget-cutting casualties, leaving Sadie, 9, and her 7-year-old sister without their favorite cartoons and shows.
I don't blame them. There's only so much a person can take before they snap.


Spam Subject of the Day

"Feel hard and huge!"
I already do!


Tuesday, June 24, 2008


Teacher accused of sex with eight boys

Last Updated: 9:44AM BST 24/06/2008

A former teacher has been accused of having sex with at least eight high school students who she met through the school baseball team.

Julie Pritchett, 34, a former teacher at Clay-Chalkville Middle School in Alabama allegedly had sex with boys, who are aged between 15 and 19 after meeting them during her work as a patron of the school baseball team.
Good gawd-a-mighty. Now, teen boys are constantly walking around with a stiff dick. I know. I used to be one. But would I have fucked a woman who looks more masculine than Howie Long?:

No fucking way. Bitch hit on me I would still be running.


Spam Subject of the Day

"Tiered of been passed over for that promotion because you don’t have the proper Degree?"
Yeah, I'll do like you and get an English degree.


Monday, June 23, 2008


Virginia man sheds 80 pounds eating at McDonald's

Fri Jun 20, 2:25 PM ET

QUINTON, Va. - A Virginia man lost about 80 pounds in six months by eating nearly every meal at McDonald's. Not Big Macs, french fries and chocolate shakes. Mostly salads, wraps and apple dippers without the caramel sauce.
Well, I'll be damned. I guess if you're not an idiot who eats Big Macs for a month, you can eat fast food without killing yourself.


"Shit, Piss, Fuck, ..."

"Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker aaaaaaand Tits."

Comedian George Carlin dead at age 71

Mon Jun 23, 2:18 AM ET Sent 4,109 times

SANTA MONICA, Calif. - A publicist for George Carlin says the legendary comedian has died of heart failure at a hospital in Santa Monica, Calif.
About time the old bastard kicked off.

For the most part, I liked his shit. I saw him in a show about two years ago. Funny stuff.


Spam Subject of the Day

Yup. Fuck off.


Friday, June 20, 2008


Flooding is global warming at work


The floodwaters are rising, swamping cities, breaching levees. Tens of thousands are displaced. Many are dead. No, I am not talking about Hurricane Katrina, but about the Midwest United States. As the floodwaters head south along the Mississippi, devastating communities one after another, the media are overflowing with televised images of the destruction.

While the TV meteorologists document "extreme weather" with their increasingly sophisticated toolbox, from Doppler radar to 3-D animated maps, the two words rarely uttered are its cause: global warming.
Blah, blah, blah, .... Global Warming™ blah, blah, blah, ...

What a fucking idiot. Sad thing is, she - like so many other fools - really believes this tripe. The only good thing about this piece of shit article is the comments.

Here are a few:
"What a moroon."
Couldn't have said it better myself.
"Do you know what else emits tons of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere? Printing newspapers on perfectly good trees. Maybe Congress should tax the PI until they switch to the environmentally friendly all-digital format. Of course, they’d have to fire 90 percent of their workforce, but, think of all the ice that will save at the North Pole!"
Then what would I wipe my ass with?
"With global warming we get floods, droughts, hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanoes, meteors falling out of the sky, World Cup soccer games, too much government, lying politicians, idiot voters who choose to believe them, Israelis and Palistinians killing each other, jobs being outsourced for cheap labor, war, famine, pestilence, and death!

Without global warming we get floods, droughts, hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanoes, meteors falling out of the sky, World Cup soccer games, too much government, lying politicians, idiot voters who choose to believe them, Israelis and Palistinians killing each other, jobs being outsourced for cheap labor, war, famine, pestilence, and death!"
"It took the Catholic Church hundreds of years to develop corrupt practices such as papal indulgences. The global warming religion has barely been around for 20 years, and yet its devotees are allowed to pollute by the simple expedient of paying for papal indulgences called "carbon offsets."

The moment anyone diverges from official church doctrine on global warming, he/she is threatened with destruction. Heretics would be burnt at the stake if the Greenhouse Zealots could figure out how to do it in a "carbon neutral" way."
Again I say, Bwah!
"What is the government doing about it? We can't just sit around and let these crazy deniers run our government. Look at how they are handling the gas crisis (which is linked to warming.)"
Uh, yeah.
"this article is a perfect example of how Enviro-nuts are even more dangerous than Islamo-facists."
No shit. Enviro-nuts are the ones responsible for the gas crisis.
"Its the republicans fault. We all know that they blow up levees and hate the poor. The purposely pollute the water so everyone is sick.

No floods, warming, cooling, natural disasters ever happened until the evil founding fathers of this selfish country created the Declaration of Independence.

The reduction in solar activity is being done by NASA on President Bush's orders, along with the climate change on Jupiter and Mars.

Let's elect Obama, he will put everything back in order. No cars, no electricity, no answers to how to solve the energy crisis in the next 20-30 years."
Now that dude should be running for president.
"Is there a reason why anybody would believe anything said by an avowed Marxist liar like Amy Goodman?"
Can't think of one.



Obama, Hillary Clinton to campaign together

1 hour, 38 minutes ago Sent 559 times

CHICAGO - Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama's campaign announced Friday that he will campaign with former rival Hillary Rodham Clinton next week, a step toward unifying a fractured Democratic Party after a bruising primary fight.
How does that go? Socialists of a feather...


Fucking Fucked Up

Swearing chef prompts tighter #*@%& rules

Reuters - Thu Jun 19, 2:47 PM ET

CANBERRA (Reuters) - Foul-mouthed British chef Gordon Ramsay prompted Australia's parliament Thursday to push for tighter rules to protect viewers from swearing on television.
What the fuck is up with this shit? I don't fucking watch that fucking shit show anyway. The fuckhead is a fucking fuck. And for the life of me, I don't fucking understand why the hell some dumb ass would sit there and listen to some other stupid shit belittle another group of dumb asses and call it fucking entertainment. Teevee is shit anymore with their supid-assed 'reality' pile of shit shows.

But nonetheless, if you don't fucking like to listen to the fucker curse, then fucking change the fucking channel! You don't need to fucking enact a stupid fucking law to force the fucker to stop cursing and shit. Good gawd. What a bunch of fucking morons.

Fuck me!


Spam Subject of the Day

"Why go to Harvard? Beat the system."
Good question.


Thursday, June 19, 2008

Spam Subject of the Day

"Oprah found sleeping the streets"
We can only hope.


Wednesday, June 18, 2008


Celtics rout Lakers to claim 17th championship

Wed Jun 18, 4:44 AM ET

BOSTON (Reuters) - The Boston Celtics captured a record 17th NBA championship by trouncing the Los Angeles Lakers 131-92 on Tuesday to seal the best-of-seven title series 4-2.
Now I'm not that big of basketball fan, but I do usually watch the playoffs.

I say "Fuck the Lakers", I don't like them, so I'm glad the Celtics won. And not only won, but stomped the shit out of them. Entertaining.



Via email:
Your Social Security

Franklin Roosevelt, a Democrat, introduced the Social Security (FICA) Program. He promised:

1.) That participation in the Program would be Completely voluntary,

2.) That the participants would only have to pay 1% of the first $1,400 of their annual Incomes into the Program,

3.) That the money the participants elected to put into the Program would be deductible from their income for tax purposes each year,

4.) That the money the participants put into the independent 'Trust Fund' rather than into the general operating fund, and therefore, would only be used to fund the Social Security Retirement Program, and no other Government program, and,

5.) That the annuity payments to the retirees would never be taxed as income.

Since many of us have paid into FICA for years and are now receiving a Social Security check every month -- and then finding that we are getting taxed on 85% of the money we paid to the Federal government to 'put away' -- you may be interested in the following:


Q: Which Political Party took Social Security from the independent 'Trust Fund' and put it into the general fund so that Congress could spend it?

A: It was Lyndon Johnson and the democrat controlled House and Senate.


Q: Which Political Party eliminated the income tax deduction for Social Security (FICA) withholding?

A: The Democrat Party.


Q: Which Political Party started taxing Social Security annuities?

A: The Democrat Party, with Al Gore casting the 'tie-breaking' deciding vote as President of the Senate, while he was Vice President of the US.

Q: Which Political Party decided to start giving annuity payments to immigrants?


A: That's right! Jimmy Carter and the Democrat Party.
immigrants moved into this country, and at age 65, began to receive Social Security payments! The Democratic Party gave these payments to them, even though they never paid a dime into it!

Then, after violating the original contract (FICA), the Democrats turn around and tell you that the Republicans want to take your Social Security away!

Anyone surprised? I'm not.


Spam Subject of the Day

"watch her beg to blow"
Yeah, that'll be the day.


Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Tho Thpethial

Gay couples rush to get married in California

AP - 2 hours, 51 minutes ago

SAN FRANCISCO - Hundreds of gay and lesbian couples had appointments to secure marriage licenses and exchange vows Tuesday, the first full day same-sex nuptials will be legal throughout California.
"Thith ith tho thweeeeeet. Thith meanth I can thuck your cock legal and proper now. WOOPTH!! Oh dear! I've been thucking your cock quite proper already though, right?! Tee hee heee!!!"



Midwest flooding spurs record corn prices

53 minutes ago

CHICAGO (Reuters) - The worst flooding in the U.S. Midwest in 15 years sent fresh shocks to global markets and consumers as corn prices hit record highs on devastating crop losses in the heart of the world's top grain exporter.
Sweet. Good thing corn is one of the big sources of biofuel now, eh?


Spam Subject of the Day

"Big tits look like this"
I know what big tits look like. I have them.


Monday, June 16, 2008

Consider It An Investment In His Future

UN Chief: Saudi to Boost Oil Production

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia — Saudi Arabia plans to increase its oil production by 200,000 barrels a day next month, the kingdom's oil minister told U.N. chief Ban Ki-moon on Sunday, according to Ban's spokesman.
Hey! This dude's all right! It looks like someone is maybe going to do something to help out with this high gas price bullshit.
"The king believes that the current oil prices are abnormally high, and he is ready to restore prices to their appropriate levels," SPA quoted Ban as telling reporters in Jiddah. The report carried by SPA was in Arabic, and it did not say what language Ban spoke in.
Damn tootin' prices are too high. And as you already know, high gas prices mean higher prices for everything else. What a nice guy!
Saudi Arabia is concerned that sustained high oil prices will eventually slacken the world's appetite for oil, affecting the kingdom in the long run.
Ah, there's the rub. We quit using oil, he goes broke. Too bad they can't grow corn over there, eh?

via GUYK


What An Asshole

Like I've said before, I hope there's a special place in hell for people like this:
Police: Officer kills man who beat child to death

AP - Mon Jun 16, 1:14 AM ET Sent 867 times

TURLOCK, Calif. - Police killed a 27-year-old man as he kicked, punched and stomped a toddler to death despite other people's attempts to stop him on a dark, country road, authorities said.
I think he picked the wrong target though:
Lesbian couple of 55 years ready to say 'I do' AP - 58 minutes ago Sent 949 times

SAN FRANCISCO - Phyllis Lyon and Del Martin fell in love at a time when lesbians risked being arrested, fired from their jobs and sent to electroshock treatment.


I'm Back!

Did you miss me?

Probably not. Since you don't come around here that often, you probably didn't even realize I was gone.

Oh well.

Anyway, yes. I was out of town from last Tuesday until yesterday. I went to the mountains with some friends and family, did some ATV'ing, some fishing, some chores, some relaxing, ... Now I'm back and need to rest up from the 'vacation'.

So, what's new with y'all?


Spam Subject of the Day

"Bad night?"
As a matter of fact, yes. I got to wake up at 4 in the blessed a.m. and clean up dog shit. So fuck off.


Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Spam Subject of the Day

"You make my world beautiful"
Yours and everyone else's there darlin'.


Monday, June 09, 2008

A Funny

Via email:

To: John Hinckley
From: Bill Clinton
Dear John,

Hillary and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our country's new spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a bilateral consensus of compassion and forgiveness abroad throughout the land.

Hillary and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. Hillary and I are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.

Best wishes,
Bill & Hillary Clinton

PS: Barack Obama is screwing Jodie Foster.


Spam Subject of the Day

"Hot girl for sale"
No thanks. One wife is plenty.

So what's the deal, spammers are pimpin' wimmen now too?


Friday, June 06, 2008

You Have To Be Fucking Kidding Me

9-11 suspect gets veto power over court sketch
Reuters - Thu Jun 5, 1:29 PM ET

GUANTANAMO BAY U.S. NAVAL BASE, Cuba (Reuters) - Accused September 11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed objected that a courtroom sketch artist had made his nose look too wide on Thursday and sent her back to revise the drawing.
The fucker is suspected of being in on the killing of thousands of people and the courts taking the opinion of what this asshole thinks about his fucking sketch seriously?

No wonder our court system is so fucked. The country this pussbag is from would have just cut his nose off, said 'How you liking fucking nose now?'.


Spam Subject of the Day

" You will see your penis on MTV."


Thursday, June 05, 2008

So I Guess It's Somewhat Official

Clinton ending candidacy, supporting Obama

AP - 1 hour, 11 minutes ago Sent 188 times

WASHINGTON - Hillary Rodham Clinton will end on Saturday her historic bid to become the first woman president but Barack Obama said he won't be hurried into a decision on whether to make her his running mate.
About gawd-damn time.

Stupid fucking bitch.


Spam Subject of the Day

"Bonus inches of meat for a real man"
Cool. I do love me some steak. The thicker the better.


Wednesday, June 04, 2008

There IS Hope!

South Dakota voters approve rezoning for oil refinery

The proposed Hyperion project would be the first new construction of an oil refinery in more than 30 years. Company officials say the project would mean 1,800 permanent jobs and produce 400,000 barrels per day of transportation fuels.
Wait... what was that sound... I think I heard the thunder of several million envirotards' butt-cheeks simultaneously clenching at the news.

Oh well. Fuck 'em. It's about time someone started to do something here in the states to help with the energy 'crisis' we are now facing.

FUCK THE 70's!!!!

via Mr. Schlong.

Update: I guess I was so fucking wrong about hope, it is pathetic:
Petrobras studying block in deep Cuban waters

HAVANA, Cuba (Reuters): Brazilian state oil company Petrobras is studying a block in deep Cuban waters for possible exploration as part of broader cooperation with the Caribbean island, a top advisor to the company said on Friday.

"We are planning to cooperate not only in exploration and production, but lubricants, refining and training," Andre Ghirardi told Reuters in Havana at a one-day meeting of Brazilian and Cuban businessmen.

"We are working on the possibility of exploring a block in the Gulf of Mexico, but negotiations have not ended, they are advancing," he said.

Interest in Cuba's Gulf of Mexico blocks has picked up as oil prices soar.

Seven foreign companies have signed exploration agreements with Cuban state oil company CUPET for 28 of the 59 blocks available in the deep Gulf of Mexico waters of Cuba's economic exclusion zone fronting the United States.

The US Geological Survey estimated the North Cuba basin could contain 4.6 billion barrels of oil, with a high-end potential of 9.3 billion barrels, and close to 1 trillion cubic feet of natural gas.

Ghirardi said negotiations to build a lubricants plant in Cuba were going well, though no agreement had been signed.

Venezuela's PDVSA has become a major player in the Cuban oil industry.

PDVSA and Cuba have started up and are expanding a Soviet-built oil refinery in central Cienfuegos province and modernizing another in eastern Santiago de Cuba.

The two companies have formed joint ventures in refining and shipping.

PDVSA has also taken out blocks in the gulf, as have Spain's Repsol-YPF, India's ONGC and Nordsk Hydro, Vietnam state oil and gas group Petrovietnam, Malaysia's state-run Petronas and Canada's Sherritt International.

The director of exploration for CUPET said this year that activity was picking up in Cuba's deep waters.

"Right now seismic studies are under way on 2,300 square kilometers and very soon three-dimensional studies will begin on 4,500 square kilometers in the Gulf of Mexico," Rafael Tenreyro said.

Cuba produces the equivalent in oil and gas of 75,000 barrels per day, around 50 percent of its energy needs, importing the remainder from oil-rich ally Venezuela on preferential terms in exchange for health, education and other services.

- Caribbean Net News -
So we have several countries who will be drilling around Canada and in the Gulf of Mexico, but yet America has its fat ass planted firmly on its own reserves of oil and natural gas. What the fuck? You do realize that this is a huge step toward making Cuba rich, right? Fucking Cuba is going to be a wealthy, spoiled little brat just like the dusty, wind-blown assholes we're dealing with on the other side of the planet. Great. And they're right next door.
Just what we need, a psycho, communist monetary superpower 90 miles away.

So what is our wise leadership doing about that? How about A Climate Tax on the Poor

With average gas prices across the country approaching $4 a gallon, it may be hard to believe, but the U.S. Senate is considering legislation this week that will further drive up the cost at the pump.

The Senate is debating a global warming bill that will create the largest expansion of the federal government since FDR’s New Deal, complete with a brand new, unelected bureaucracy. The Lieberman-Warner bill (America’s Climate Security Act) represents the largest tax increase in U.S. history and the biggest pork bill ever contemplated with trillions of dollars in giveaways. Well-heeled lobbyists are already plotting how to divide up the federal largesse. The handouts offered by the sponsors of this bill come straight from the pockets of families and workers in the form of lost jobs, higher gas, power and heating bills, and more expensive consumer goods.
- WSJ -
I just don't understand it.

Thanks P.W. -> Fausta -> C.N.N. -> WSJ


From The "Who Gives A Fuck" Files

Stupid flies live longer: study
AFP - 2 hours, 48 minutes ago

GENEVA (AFP) - It doesn't pay to be smart and ignorance really is bliss if you want a long life -- at least if you're a fly, according to new research by a Swiss university.
Oh goody. More money wasted on stupid studies.

I know I'll sleep better at night knowing this.


Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead

Democratic Dream Team?

So I was watching the news this ay em, and the talking heads mentioned that phrase in reference to Hitlary maybe being Obama-rama-fo-fama's Vee Pee, since she is out of the race, as soon as she faces that fact.

The thought made me shudder almost as bad as the thought of Hitlary as president.

Dream team? More like a fucking nightmare.

Democrats are the majority in the house and in the senate. They made big promises of fixing all the ills Bush had caused, and in the meantime gas has gone up a dollar a gallon since this time last year, foreclosures are at an all time high, food prices are skyrocketing, global warming is killing all the polar bears, there is still no cure for cancer or AIDS, and Jodie Foster Tatum O'Neil got busted for drug possession.

So far, the only plans I've heard to fix all these problems are going to cost us more tax money, and people still think we need more democrats running the country? Good gawd.

The good news though is that once Obama is the main dude running, there will be reams of mud McCain's team will be digging up and slinging on Obamamamama's past. The crazy church leaders he associated with? Tip o' the iceberg. His lovely bride dissin' whitey? That's only just started too. I'm guessing there will be tons more shit to be found on his past. And his wife's.

And it's not that I like McCain. It's just that he's the lesser of three evils, and at least he ain't a woman.
Now don't get all upset at me there girls, I like women. Just not as the leader of the greatest and most powerful country in the world.

"If women were in charge, there would be no wars" you say? How about Catherine the Great? Marie Antoinette? Cleopatra and her mother? Joan of Arc? Mary Queen of Scots? Golda Meir and Indira Gandhi?

Yeah, quite the passel of sweethearts there.

Anyway, it will be interesting to see what happens in the next few weeks, no?


Spam Subject of the Day

"You are the ONE"
This I know, but thanks anyway.


Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Freegans (?)

We used to call them scavengers or dumpster divers. Now it seems they've earned a new handle:
Dumb fucks[...]
Lindsay, 18, is among the growing number of Americans who practice the “freegan” way of life. The term, derived from the words “free” and “vegan,” refers to people who forage through the filth and stink of trash bins in search of discarded but edible food and rifle through trash looking for good, usable household items.
Well now. I can see it if you really need to. I mean really need to. But as a hobby? Or as a protest to wastefulness? Uh, sorry. No fucking way.

More here. or here.


Rock, Pecker, Uhhhh-Fish?

From the Fredericksburg Police Department Crime Blotter:
A male subject who was not acquainted with the three friends walked out of the store and verbally challenged the male who was pumping gas, then threw a rock at him which struck him in the neck.

The reporting party ran towards the subject and the subject grabbed a fish out of his car and threw it at him, hitting him in the face. The subject next grabbed a beer bottle and threw it at the SUV; he then pulled his pants down and exposed himself to the three friends before leaving the area in a blue car.

While Coleman was being led to the police cruiser in handcuffs, he spit on a male subject who was standing nearby.
What the fuck?

Dude. You need help.


Spam Subject of the Day

"A. Jolie's advice"
Yeah, that's the last thing I need. Advice from a movie start.

Nice tits though.


Monday, June 02, 2008

Quote of the Day

"Gods don't kill people.
People with Gods kill people."
Well, there is a ring of truth to it, no?


Spam Subject of the Day

"150Kg + H = 75Kg"