"Obama's An Idiot" is where my political bitches now live. Go ye thereto and read.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010


Today was my last visit. Other than regularly scheduled cleanings, with any luck at all, I won't be going to my dentist any more for a long, long time.
No more Novocaine shots in the palate, no more drills, water blasts, air blasts, files, saws, hammers, pliers.
No more anti-biotic stench in the waiting room, no more chunks of tooth swishing around my mouth, no more flying pieces of amalgamate filling, no more seared tooth smell.

I still have to enlist the services of an oral surgeon equipped with knock-out drops to get my wisdom teeth pulled, but as for cavities, crowns and the like I am done. All caught up. More than $10,000 dollars and 5 years later, I have ALL my gawd-damn teeth fixed.

The dentist jokingly told me today he should name a suite after me. Hell, why not? If not a suite then the Lexus he drives around in. I should definitely have my legacy tagged in his presence somewhere.

But damn. You couldn't have a nicer office staff, assistants, and well, the dentist himself.
In a pathetic Stockholm syndrome sort of way, I guess I'll miss those people.



Cactus Mark said...

Have I mentioned lately that I haven't been to the dentist in over 7 years?

Don't hate me because I'm awesome.

curmudgeon said...

Just because you haven't gone doesn't mean your teeth ain't fucked up.
There are probably all sorts of holes in them you haven't felt yet.

Cactus Mark said...

Or, more likely, I'm awesome.

curmudgeon said...

Uh, yeah. Sure.