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Wednesday, September 01, 2010

What The Fuck?

Cops: Calif doctor gets stuck in chimney, dies
BAKERSFIELD, Calif. – A doctor involved in an "on-again, off-again" relationship apparently tried to force her way into her boyfriend's home by sliding down the chimney, police said Tuesday. Her decomposing body was found there three days later.

Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac, 49, first tried to get into the house with a shovel, then climbed a ladder to the roof last Wednesday night, removed the chimney cap and slid feet first down the flue, Bakersfield police Sgt. Mary DeGeare said.

While she was trying to break in, the man she was pursuing escaped unnoticed from another exit "to avoid a confrontation," authorities said.
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Wait a minute now. A 49 year old woman doctor slid down a dude's chimney trying to get into his house? I don't blame the guy for getting the hell outta there.

That is one hell of a mid-life crisis. She should have just bought a sports car.



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2 comments:

Fred said...

Hmmm.... A 49-year-old DOCTOR gets stuck in a chimney. Makes you wonder how in the hell this person made it through medical school.

Oh, wait - It does say this was in California...

curmudgeon said...

Well, doctors aren't known for their common sense, only their book-lernin'.