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Tuesday, August 17, 2010


Has anyone out there ever done this sort off shit? Thrown eggs, water balloons, anything else at cars - or people for that matter?
I will admit, back in my younger days, I did. On more than one occasion.

In fact, one day a friend and I were driving around tossing 'projectiles' at other cars. We got noticed by law enforcement personnel and had our bucket of water balloons confiscated by the sheriff. He told us however, that we could follow him to his office and retrieve our bucket if we were of a mind to.
Which, like dumb shits, we actually did follow him and asked for it back. After all, it wasn't ours, it was my friends' parents' bucket and we didn't want to answer to them for losing it, lest they find out where it was and why it was missing.
And even more interesting was the fact that the sheriff actually gave it back - less the balloons, with only a word of warning that we not pursue our hobby any more.
We listened most intently to his advice, and shaken but relieved, we took our empty our bucket and followed his instructions to the letter.
Anyway, I digress...

At least the people in the cars we nailed weren't as crazy as this dude. In an article from our local fishwrap, some punk-assed teens were throwing eggs at a car which happened to be occupied by a nut.
Well, he didn't like it so he started shooting at the tires. Or so he said.

See? That's why you don't go out and be a punk-assed kid. You just never know who you may run across. It just may be someone who ain't going to put up with your shit.

Of course if someone is throwing eggs at you, replying with a gun is probably not the wisest choice either.

Little bastards ain't going to be out egging anyone else for a spell though, I'm guessing.



Anonymous said...

Haven't you gotten the email about gangs throwing eggs at your window and when you turn on your wipers to clear it it makes a worse mess you can't see and then they attack? Maybe this guy thought it was a true thing and wasn't going to get whacked?

curmudgeon said...

Hmmm. Hadn't heard about that. Maybe the guy is onto something.

Amy Shell said...

I woke up one morning to find that my beautiful car had been egged earlier that morning. I understand (though do not condone) that behavior. Pieces of shit.

curmudgeon said...

Oh, I understand it completely too.

Anonymous said...

I don't know if you've been reading, but you should probably take off the RJ article from your website. They're going after and suing people who post their work without their permission. Just a friendly heads up -- don't want Righthaven knocking on your door.

Anonymous said...

I'm with Anon. Fair use is taking a beating.

curmudgeon said...

I usually don't quote sources because of that. I spaced it this time.