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Thursday, August 26, 2010

If You Can't Say Anything Nice...

Fuck that. I reckon my momma would be pissed right now but I can't think think of anything nice to say, so I'm left with saying something shitty.

This doesn't go out to everyone mind you, only the people who suck.  And not that I'm the best so-called 'writer' out there, but gawddammit!  I at least try to re-read my posts and correct errors with spelling, grammar, punctuation, and so on.

You people who insist on using public fora to express your feelings, emotions, cutesy little shit your baby just said as it stood there and pissed in its diaper, neat-o little trick your cat did when you tossed the pillow across the room at it, or how bad you want to cut your wrists because your boyfriend said you're fat, or how you're going over to your BFF's house over there on the other side of town because they're feeling like shit after their boyfriend left them... please.  Take heed.

See that sentence? It was too fucking long.
See the use of your and you're, they're, there and their? They were all used properly.
Good gawd.  Is it that difficult to learn spelling and grammar?  Or is it that people are so uneducated they don't even realize the words are being misused?

And why the fuck is it that people insist on using anywho instead of anyway?  Is it really that fucking cute?  Am I missing something?

Please.  I implore you.  Save the bullshit, cutesy LOL's and IDK's for your fucking 1-9 keypad and try using a little talent and effort. 

Thank you.  That is all.




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7 comments:

Jinglebob said...

Amen!

Jean said...

You've been reading my mind.

Anonymous said...

Go over to the VA at 916 Owens. On the wall is a framed document stating enrollment requirements.

Somethng like Each V.A. Center may have THERE own enrollment requirements...........

And then at the Needles City job posting on the internet there is the comment THEIR are no openings at this time.......

Freddie said...

Now's THEIR's the Mudge I no...


Couldn't resist.


WV: excri (seems appropriate eh?)

curmudgeon said...

Bob and Jean,
Sad, ain't it?

Anon,
That's government intelligence, right? Woops, sorry. That's an oxymoron.

Freddie,
BWAH!!!

Martok K'Trelan said...

Their, there. they're now....

curmudgeon said...

B'yuk.