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Sexual Tension Quiz

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1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes.
   When I'm not well, I drip.
   When you blow me, you feel good.
   What Am I?
2.  I'm spread before I'm eaten.
   Your tongue gets me off.
   People sometimes lick my nuts.
   What Am I?
   
3. I assist an erection.
   Sometimes big balls hang from me.
   I'm called a big swinger.
   What Am I?
   
4. Over 1,000 people went down on me.
   I wasn't maiden for long.
   A big hard thing ripped me open.
   What Am I?
   
5. You stick your poles inside me.
   You tie me down to get me up.
   I get wet before you do.
   What Am I?
   
6. When I go in I cause pain.
   I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow.
   I can fill your hole.
   What Am I?
   
7. A finger goes in me.
   You fiddle with me when you're bored.
   The best man always has me first.
   What Am I?
   
8. All day long, it's in and out.
   I discharge loads from my shaft.
   Both men and women go down on me.
   What Am I?
   
9. I go in hard.
   I come out soft.
   You blow me hard.
   What Am I?
   
10. If I miss, I hit your bush.
    It's my job to stuff your box.
    When I come, it's news.
    What Am I?
    
11. I offer Protection.
    I get the finger ten times.
    You use your fingers to get me off.
    What Am I?
12. I have a stiff shaft.
    My tip penetrates.
    I come with a quiver.
    What Am I?
    
13. My business is briefs.
    I am a cunning linguist.
    I plead and plead for it.
    What Am I?
    
14. I make some guys shoot in the air.
    I usually have a little pecker.
    I'm better in your hand than in your bush.
    What Am I?

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