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Wednesday, February 17, 2010

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NC woman guilty of killing Calif. fortuneteller

Tue Feb 16, 9:33 pm ET

SANTA ANA, Calif. - A California jury found a North Carolina woman guilty Tuesday of murdering a Vietnamese fortuneteller and her college-age daughter after the mind reader told her to get over a lost lover.
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Didn't see that one coming, did you.

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