My Head Asplode

Video of Jackson 1984 Pepsi burn accident surfaces

NEW YORK – Us Weekly magazine has obtained video it says shows never-before-seen footage of Michael Jackson's head catching on fire during filming of his 1984 Pepsi commercial.
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That bastard danced like a mutherfucker in that video. BWAAAAHHH!!!

Good think he was wearing that glove. He woulda burnt his fingers too.


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Mission Accomplished!

PETA Says No More Fly-Killing, Sends Obama a Humane Fly Catcher

June 17, 2009 10:55 PM

ABC News' Sunlen Miller reports:

PETA has a few words for President Obama: Brush, don’t kill.

After the President very publically swatted and then killed a fly during an interview with CNBC yesterday, the outspoken animal rights group PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) said they wished Obama had served a better example.

“We support compassion for the even the smallest animals," says Bruce Friedrich, VP for Policy at PETA. “We support giving insects the benefit of the doubt."[...]

Uh, yeah. Fuck you, PETArds.

There are people - HUMANS!!! - dying of all sorts of starvation, disease, famine, oppression, incarceration and crimes against humanity world wide, and these fucks are concerned about a fly?

You know what would be the best education for someone who contributes or supports fuckheads like PETA? Let's have you go live as a citizen or a subject to the government of China, North Korea, the taliban, ...
Go walk a mile in their shoes, then come back and tell me you still support the humane release of a fucking fly. If you do, fine. I'll respect your opinion. I'll also recommend that you be locked away where you can no longer be a danger to yourself or others, because you are obviously too stupid to make sound judgments or decisions.



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A Novel Idea

Free Coffin Offered for 1st Holiday Drunk Driving Victim

A newspaper editor, whose family has dealt with deadly drunk driving accidents, is offering a coffin to the first person who dies this holiday season from a drunk driving accident.
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Hmmm. Interesting.



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He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother

Erica has a post talking about how during times of tragedy, we as the human race always come together and help each other out when the help is really needed the most.

Ten-year-old Kaleigh Swift, left, and her friend Olivia Reynolds describe how they were rescued from the school bus stuck on the Interstate 35W bridge that collapsed on Wednesday over the Mississippi River in Minneapolis

Special Deputy Eric Hurman makes his way up the bank of the Mississippi River with his diving equipment as the search continues for victims...

Members of Medicine Lake Fire and Rescue bring up a rescue craft...

A Red Cross volunteer, left, escorts two unidentified people as they leave a support center where family members seeking information on missing loved ones from the bridge collapse...

A man comforts an unidentified victim injured in the collapse...

People surround an injured woman on the sidewalk along West River Parkway...

Of course, any other time and us members of the human race seem to be a bunch of fuckheads:
























































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