You Should Never Bring A Knife To A Gun Fight

But then you really shouldn't bring a gun to a snowball fight either:

DC chief slams officer over gun at snowball fight
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Metropolitan Police Chief Cathy Lanier said she watched video clips from the confrontation and has no doubt the off-duty detective pulled his gun after snowballs hit his personal car during Saturday's record snowfall.
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Good gawd. And because someone hits his car with snowballs, this James Bond wanna-be thinks his life is in immanent danger?

Whatta maroon.

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