Dirty Little Miss Kalifronia

This post isn't about a Miss California pageant. Nor is it about the Miss U.S.A ("U.S.A! ... U.S.A! ... U.S.A! ...") pageant.

Neither is it about the Miss California USA Pageant suing a Miss California contestant to get back money they gave her for fake tits, nor is it about the counter-suit filed by the Miss California contestant against Miss California USA Pageant for religious discrimination.

No, this post is about something I heard on one of the local radio stations this morning as I was getting ready for work. The morning D.J.s were discussing the likelihood that both parties dropped their suits due to the revelation of an "extremely graphic" home video of the aforementioned contestant:

"After being shown the hardcore home video - in which she apparently engages in a solo sex act - Prejean dropped her million-dollar-plus demands, and bolted from the negotiating table."

BWAAAAHHH!!!! Now that's funny.

But there's the best part. The morning show boys were of course, making the usual assorted comments about flying solo, self pleasure and so on, when one of them piped up and said she was playing "Vagina Hero". BWAAAHH!!! I laughed my ass off.


That is all.



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