The Slut Takes A Brief Pause From Slurping Cock And Speaks Up

Paris Hilton issues tart rebuttal to McCain ad
WASHINGTON - Attention, America: Paris has spoken. Paris Hilton, the blonde, doe-eyed celebrity thrust into the presidential campaign in an ad by Republican candidate John McCain, issued a tart rebuttal Tuesday, albeit in a scantily clad, tongue-in-cheek kind of way.
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And we're supposed to take someone like her even half serious?



Related quote: "Two of my favorite people in the whole world bought me a digital camera. It has night vision. Which means I can look like a) Paris Hilton or b) a raccoon you catch going through your garbage.

Not much difference really."


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nnnGAAA!!!

This is one ugly mutherfukker:

3 charged in kidnapping called 'just bizarre' by Lake Elsinore police

Shotgun accident to the face, eh?
Ugly and stupid.


Wonder if he could swing a deal to borrow some spare parts:

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