The Voice of Hopey McChange's Teleprompter

I stumbled upon a new blog today. It is ruminations from the perspective of the teleprompter, of the asshole in office. Do yourself a favor and take a look.

Here's an entry from today:

A Little Less In Your Stocking

Yesterday, Big O appointed perhaps the greatest tax-policy review panel in the history of tax-policy review panels.

Publicly, we're saying this is OMB chief Pete Orszag's idea, but everyone here knows that it was the Big Guy's brainstorm, because Big Guy's hobby is tax policy.

The plan is for this panel to come up with a plan to "rebalance" the U.S. tax system, and to end "corporate welfare" as we know it. By "rebalance" we mean "raise taxes," and by "end corporate welfare" we mean "create new taxes."

The plan is due on Big Guy's desk by December 4, a nice early Christmas present for America.

Good gawd-a-mighty. Someone has an imagination.

And with that, I leave you this:

The Obama dildo

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Stimulating

Anyone wonder how republicans were persuaded to vote for the stimulus bill? Well, wonder no more. They were all given gifts:




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Thought For Today

I've heard stories from some people who were "lucky" enough to get tickets in a drawing for the presidential inauguration.
I've also heard others mention "Wow! That person must have donated a lot to the campaign to get that close!".

With that, I had an epiphany: If one's relative proximity to the presidential inauguration hoopla is directly proportional one's support given to Obamm-bamm during his campaign, I am proud to announce that I did not move even one millimeter nearer.



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The Shit Already Starts

So Obamm-bamm isn't even in office yet and minions have already started stabbing him in the back:

BUSH ANGER: OBAMA AIDES LEAK CHAT DETAILS

They already can't keep their fucking mouths shut. Which, if you think about it, looks pretty god for the rest of the country.
Inside sources doncha know.



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A Funny

Via email:


Presidential candidate, Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked the presidential candidate if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our illustrious democratic presidential candidate asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.

One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him that would be a tragedy.'

'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.'

A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a 'tragedy.'

'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss.'

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said:

'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile, and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.'

'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?'

'Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.'

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BWAH!!!

I dun stolt this from a fellow Las Vegan

Seen on a bumper sticker in the college campus parking lot...

"This Country Needs a Douche - its Bush Stinks"

So, you're saying Barack Obama is a douche bag? Good call!

Gave me a chuckle.




Go check 'er out.



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Democratic "Party"

Here's a little video clip someone in Denver happened to snag yesterday afternoon sometime on the way to the convention:

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