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Wednesday, March 11, 2009

READ THIS!!!

I got this in an email. Very true. And here is the link.
Back on Uncle Sam's plantation
Star Parker - Syndicated Columnist - 2/9/2009 8:00:00 AM

Six years ago I wrote a book called Uncle Sam's Plantation ... I wrote the book to tell my own story of what I saw living inside the welfare state and my own transformation out of it.

I said in that book that indeed there are two Americas -- a poor America on socialism and a wealthy America on capitalism.

I talked about government programs like Temporary Assistance for Needy Families (TANF), Job Opportunities and Basic Skills Training (JOBS), Emergency Assistance to Needy Families with Children (EANF), Section 8 Housing, and Food Stamps.

A vast sea of perhaps well-intentioned government programs, all initially set into motion in the 1960s, that were going to lift the nation's poor out of poverty.

A benevolent Uncle Sam welcomed mostly poor black Americans onto the government plantation. Those who accepted the invitation switched mindsets from "How do I take care of myself?" to "What do I have to do to stay on the plantation?"

Instead of solving economic problems, government welfare socialism created monstrous moral and spiritual problems -- the kind of problems that are inevitable when individuals turn responsibility for their lives over to others.

The legacy of American socialism is our blighted inner cities, dysfunctional inner city schools, and broken black families.
Through God's grace, I found my way out. It was then that I understood what freedom meant and how great this country is.

I had the privilege of working on welfare reform in 1996, passed by a Republican Congress and signed 50 percent.

I thought we were on the road to moving socialism out of our poor black communities and replacing it with wealth-producing American capitalism.

But, incredibly, we are going in the opposite direction.

Instead of poor America on socialism becoming more like rich American on capitalism, rich America on capitalism is becoming like poor America on socialism.

Uncle Sam has welcomed our banks onto the plantation and they have said, "Thank you, Suh."

Now, instead of thinking about what creative things need to be done to serve customers . .. . they are thinking about what they have to tell Massah in order to get their cash.

There is some kind of irony that this is all happening under our first black president on the 200th anniversary of the birthday of Abraham Lincoln.

Worse, socialism seems to be the element of our new young president. And maybe even more troubling, our corporate executives seem happy to move onto the plantation.

In an op-ed on the opinion page of the Washington Post, Mr. Obama is clear that the goal of his trillion dollar spending plan is much more than short term economic stimulus.

"This plan is more than a prescription for short-term spending -- it's a strategy for America 's long-term growth and opportunity in areas such as renewable energy, healthcare, and education."

Perhaps more incredibly, Obama seems to think that government taking over an economy is a new idea. Or that massive growth in government can take place "with unprecedented transparency and accountability."
Yes, sir, we heard it from Jimmy Carter when he created the Department of Energy, the Synfuels Corporation, and the Department of Education.

Or how about the Economic Opportunity Act of 1964 -- The War on Poverty -- which President Johnson said "...does not merely expand old programs or improve what is already being done. It charts a new course. It strikes at the causes, not just the consequences of poverty."
Trillions of dollars later, black poverty is the same. But black families are not, with triple the incidence of single-parent homes and out-of-wedlock births.

It's not complicated. Americans can accept Barack Obama's invitation to move onto the plantation. Or they can choose personal responsibility and freedom.

Does anyone really need to think about what the choice should be?





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Monday, February 09, 2009

Presidential Seal?

Last week was crazy busy. As you probably noticed, I barely posted anything more than the "Spam Subject of the Day". So far, the week is much better in that I can at least sit and lick my ass a bit. So that being the case, I'll fill you in on a dream I had last week.

My dreams are usually quite vivid. I can usually wake up in the morning and remember most of them, down to details you would normally only realize if you were to actually stop what you're doing, look around, and actually think about your surroundings rather than thinking about the task at hand.

Try it sometime. Right now while you're reading this, look to your right. What do you see? What do you smell? Hear?
Now look left. Same thing. Look at everything. Notice and itemize every object. Use your senses.
You would be surprised at how many things you overlook or ignore in a day that come back to you later.

Anyway, back to the dream. It had to be some sort of subconscious message. Some sort of inner stream of consciousness I had. Some people say dreams are precognitions, others say they are our brains' way of taking out the days mental trash. A release if you will.

I'm thinking this one was a sort of subliminal w.t.f.

Anyway, I'm sort of a handyman. I have no trouble fixing broken shit around the house, building, or just making things from scratch. And my neighbors have in the past, asked me to come over and help them fix something in their house. Put up a shelf or door, replace a water heater, whatever. So it came as no surprise to me in my dream, when I heard a knock on the door and my neighbor - Obama - [That's right, Obama] asked me to come help him fix his leaky roof.

I had this thought of "Damn! He's my neighbor?". My thought was, shit. Obama lives next door. My next thought was 'well, he is the President of the U.S., and he lives next door. What are the odds?'.

Although I was apprehensive, not sure if I would want to get involved in helping fix this leaky roof. I thought that I would either fix it and all would be well, or it would continue to leak and I would be scoffed at for not doing a a good job.

I decided that if I did make an attempt, the worst that would happen is it would still leak. It wouldn't be any worse off than it was now, it wasn't my fault it was leaking in the first place, and what the hell. I'd give it a try. Help out my neighbor.

[Good gawd. I sound like a democrat]

So I follow him outside, where it is raining quite hard, and over to his house so he could show me where the leak was. As we were walking down the hallway, he cocked his leg and let a huge, rather juicy and smelly fart. Turning back in my direction, he let out a wide grin and chuckled. I told him I wasn't going to follow him if he was going to keep that shit up.
He just laughed as guys do, and said something like "Bah, just deal with it!".

[If you follow the guy, you're going to get shit on?]

So while holding my breath, we walk to where the leaks are. There are several secret service agents analyzing the torrential drips in the ceiling in the room below the bad roof. Chatting back and forth on walkie-talkies, dashing to and fro, creating quite a confused buzz. There were also a couple men from some roofing company who were also standing around gazing at the leaks, estimating damage, rummaging through their toolboxes, and chatting about what would need to be done, the cost of doing it.

[Joe the plumber reference?]

We were all getting soaked, the smell of wet wood, wet drywall and mold in the air. I told him that I didn't think I could just patch all the shit up and he would probably need to hire someone to come put a new roof on. "But that would cost the taxpayers a lot of money" says he.

[Yet another bailout]

I knew it could be patched, and did some hasty repair work on a small section of the ceiling. Yes, I repaired the ceiling, not the roof. But the small patch I repaired no longer leaked. I proved that I was able to make a repair, but also, that it would take many more repairs to stop the entire roof from leaking.

Soaked, proven and quite confident my work would last, I returned home.

[I didn't vote for the guy]

I woke up with the feeling I needed to move though.



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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Say What?!?!

Yup, it's done. We have a new President of the United States, Commander in Chief, World Leader, blah blah blah, whatever you want to call the dude.

Some folks say the country is/has/will go completely and unobtrusively to hell. They're almost giddy waiting...just waiting for the chance to see him fuck up. Big time. Just so they can say "I told you so."
I think I fall into that category somewhat, in that I'm sure he ain't "all that", and he isn't going to be the savior so many people think he is.

Others are saying that he's now our president and love or hate him, whether you voted for him or not, he is our president and it is time to swallow the pride and support him.

Fuck that. If he does a good job, fine. I'll say "good job". He still has to get congress and the house behind his ass to make anything happen. And since the majority of those being demo-socialists, it won't be much of a task. And since they are, well, it's going to be a 'taxing' four years for a lot of people.

Anyway, after spending one hundred and seventy million dollars yesterday on his big hoe-down ... wait a minute. How much?
That would be $170,000,000.00.
See all those commas?
How many commas do you have on your paycheck? How much of it went to the big show?

Anyway, after showing us how fiscally responsible he is by spending about the same on his hoe-down yesterday as what 850 - get that: 850 - "Joe the Plumbers" make in a year, everyone should rethink what the coming years hold in store for us.

I didn't have the opportunity to listen to his spiel speech yesterday, but I did hear a clip or two of it here and there. Whatever. Usual do-good shit every other president has said with the words switched around a bit.

Look it up if you're interested. There are probably hundreds of web sites that have it, or I'm sure a few hundred youtubes of it.

I once said I would support whoever was president. I guess I changed my mind. People have to earn my respect. It isn't automatic.

Oh, and by the way, I don't give a flying fuck what the fuck Mrs. Obamm-bamm is wearing, who the fuck her hairdresser is, where the fuck the fucking kids fucking go to school, or what sort of fucking dog they fucking get for the fucking White House.

Jeezus Kryst you fucking media. Enough with the fucking Camelot bullshit. Quit trying to make celebrities out of these fucking people. Is there no fucking news from anywhere besides the fucking entertainment industry?

FUCK ME!!!!



I think I just set a personal record.



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Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Pegged

The following is a post I stole uh, cloned from Jim @ PRS:

Let’s sort some stuff out here.

We’ll begin by saying that if you are a person who would not vote for Senator Obama simply because he is black, please move along. There’s nothing for you here. Similarly, if you are voting for Senator Obama simply because he black, you can move along as well. I want to speak to normal people.

If you oppose Barack Obama, because his philosophy is that the government should provide everything for everyone from cradle to grave, go right ahead. You are not a racist.

If you oppose Barack Obama because, given his past associations, you don’t want to turn the American arsenal over to a person who wouldn’t be able to get a security clearance that would allow him to mop the floors at CIA headquarters, go right ahead. You are not a racist.

If you oppose Barack Obama’s plan to rescue the American economy by increasing taxes on “Big Corporations” and increasing capital gains taxes, go right ahead. You are not a racist.

If you oppose Barack Obama, because his only real accomplishments are the ability to run an effective campaign and to read well from a teleprompter, go right ahead. You are not a racist.

If you oppose Barack Obama, because his income redistribution plan is something that would make Karl Marx proud, go right ahead. You are not a racist.

If you oppose Barack Obama, because his plans for Iraq would have resulted in the surrender by American forces, go right ahead. You are not a racist.

That is all.

If I'm a religion clingin', gun totin', hillbilly racist because I abso-fucking-lutely DO NOT support Obamm-bamm, then so be it.




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Thursday, August 28, 2008

Democratic "Party"

Here's a little video clip someone in Denver happened to snag yesterday afternoon sometime on the way to the convention:

Democratic Party


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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Oblama-bama-bo-bama

Whad'ya think?





Well, whatever. That's what I think of when I see her.


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Monday, August 25, 2008

Ain't It The Truth

Via email:

The only difference between Obama and Osama is a little b.s.





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Friday, August 15, 2008

Ain't It The Truth

I dun stolt this from hyah:



Slightly modified:



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