"russian roulette video"Uh, no thanks. I saw "The Deerhunter".
Great movie by the way. You should watch it. Now fuck off.
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Folks who know me alternate between calling me a 'Grumpy Old Bastard' and a 'Curmudgeon'.
Dammit! I am none of the above!
"russian roulette video"Uh, no thanks. I saw "The Deerhunter".
"You are the ONE"This I know, but thanks anyway.
"More rod, more action"Well, fishing season is coming up. I could use some new equipment.
"Whip out your trump card""'Scuse me while I whip this out."
"Turn her wet and wild"Did that once. Turned the hose one her. Paid for that one along time I tell ya'.
"gotcha!"Uh, I think not.
"Rip her panties off"Yup. On a regular basis.
"On top all night"Nah, I think I would get tired.
"Most popular jang enlargement"jang? That's a new one on me.
"Enlarge At Home Today"Well I ain't going to do it at work.
"Have a great night with your girlfriend!"Naw, my wife might get upset.
"you're my valentine"Ahh, how sweet.
"Pleasure all women with the size of your instrument."Gee, I didn't think wimmen got impressed by the size of the guitar, I thought it was more along the lines of how well you played it.
"answer"To what? Will you go fuck yourself?
"hairbrush conservatism Vlaogra 1. 43"Yeah, that makes sense. Fuckwad.
"3rd grade teacher -Sexually Expl."Ugh. That made me shudder. Obviously, you never saw my third grade teacher.
"stenmedn"Sure.
"shoot craps"After that dinner last night, you're exactly right.
"russian roulette video"Uh, no thanks. I saw "The Deerhunter".
"Hugs from me"Oh goody. Now fuck off.