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Showing posts with label I DON'T LIKE SPAM. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I DON'T LIKE SPAM. Show all posts

Thursday, October 09, 2008

"You're On!"

The swords have been drawn, the gauntlet thrown, the weapons chosen, and tonight is the night it is going down.

Crab, that is. Lots and lots of delicious crab.

Mrs. Curmudgeon informed me last night that a co-worker and friend of ours stated that she could outdo anyone when it comes to scarfing down crab legs. Mrs. Curmudgeon - with that "My daddy can whoop your daddy" air about her, said "You don't know my husband when he's eating crab legs. He's a machine."

So with me none the wiser, the challenge was cast forth and accepted, and there I was, smack dab in the middle of the foray.

No prob. After being informed of the events which transpired, with me of course being the sport I am and not wanting to let the Mrs. down, I accepted the challenge.
And to "T" I say, "BAH! Bring it on!" Surely, I can eat more crab legs than a girl!

So I will report back tomorrow on which of us ends up the victor, and reigns atop the mountain of crab carcasses.




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Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Spam Subject of the Day

"You are the ONE"
This I know, but thanks anyway.



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Thursday, May 08, 2008

Spam Subject of the Day

"More rod, more action"
Well, fishing season is coming up. I could use some new equipment.




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Thursday, April 17, 2008

Spam Subject of the Day

"Whip out your trump card"
"'Scuse me while I whip this out."

Okay, 5 points for whoever guesses the reference...



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Friday, April 11, 2008

Spam Subject of the Day

"Turn her wet and wild"
Did that once. Turned the hose one her. Paid for that one along time I tell ya'.




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Friday, March 21, 2008

Spam Subject of the Day

"Rip her panties off"
Yup. On a regular basis.




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Monday, March 17, 2008

Spam Subject of the Day

"On top all night"
Nah, I think I would get tired.




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Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Spam Subject of the Day

"Most popular jang enlargement"
jang? That's a new one on me.




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Thursday, February 21, 2008

Spam Subject of the Day

"Enlarge At Home Today"
Well I ain't going to do it at work.




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Thursday, February 14, 2008

Spam Subject of the Day

"Have a great night with your girlfriend!"
Naw, my wife might get upset.




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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Spam Subject of the Day

"you're my valentine"
Ahh, how sweet.

Now fuck off.




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Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Spam Subject of the Day

"Pleasure all women with the size of your instrument."
Gee, I didn't think wimmen got impressed by the size of the guitar, I thought it was more along the lines of how well you played it.



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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Spam Subject of the Day

"answer"
To what? Will you go fuck yourself?



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Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Spam Subject of the Day

"hairbrush conservatism Vlaogra 1. 43"
Yeah, that makes sense. Fuckwad.



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Thursday, January 10, 2008

Spam Subject Of The Day

"3rd grade teacher -Sexually Expl."
Ugh. That made me shudder. Obviously, you never saw my third grade teacher.



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Friday, January 04, 2008

Spam Subject Of The Day

"stenmedn"
Sure.




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Thursday, December 20, 2007

Spam Subject Of The Day

"Hugs from me"
Oh goody. Now fuck off.




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Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Spam Subject Of The Day

"Because they're there"
Oh.




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Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Spam Subject Of The Day

"I don't wanna grow up! I'm a Toys R us Kid.... "
Well, as a matter of fact...



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Thursday, November 29, 2007

Spam Subject Of The Day

"Your s'e_xual life will sparkle with brighter colors!"
So what's the deal, they making glitter for my dick now?




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