A Funny

Made me chuckle.

Now That's Pissed

Rio man saws woman in half over parking dispute :

Reuters - 10 minutes ago

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (Reuters) - A street parking attendant in Brazil's crime-ridden city of Rio de Janeiro was charged with sawing a woman in two over a parking space dispute, police said on Wednesday.
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The man said Souza [victim] had humiliated him.

I would love to find out what she said that pissed him off that bad. I could use that info.

Never Would Have Guessed That

Hit-and-run driver unstable, family says:

AP - Wed Aug 30, 7:10 AM ET

SAN FRANCISCO - The driver in a bloody hit-and-run spree that killed one man and injured more than a dozen people was mentally unstable ...

Gee. Do ya think?

This Day in History - Assorted

CLEOPATRA COMMITS SUICIDE:

Cleopatra, queen of Egypt and lover of Julius Caesar and Mark Antony, takes her life following the defeat of her forces against Octavian, the future first emperor of Rome.
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I hear she was quite the looker. A slut, but a looker.
But, she played with one too many snakes.

1963 : The U.S.-Soviet "hot line" goes into operation

Yeah. The big red phone they put in the White House you see in the movies.

1992: Northern Exposure wins Emmy

TV series Northern Exposure wins the Emmy for Outstanding Drama Series. The offbeat show, about a Manhattan doctor forced to work in a small Alaska town, consistently ranked in the Top 20 most-watched TV shows until it was cancelled in 1995.

I fucking loved that show! It was hilarious.
Except the last season sorta started going downhill what with so many 'visions' and all. If you watched the show you would know what I'm talking about.

Okay, that's enough history lesson for now. Get busy.

Newsflash(es)

JonBenet killer still unknown
Wed Aug 30, 3:23 AM ET

BOULDER, Colo. (Reuters) - Two weeks after the stunning arrest of John Mark Karr for the long-unsolved murder of 6-year-old beauty queen JonBenet Ramsey, Colorado prosecutors on Tuesday tried to explain how the case fell apart and were left wondering if they would ever find her killer.

In other news:

• Sky Still Blue
• World Still Turning
• Michael Moore-on Still Eating Cheeseburgers

Spam Subject of the Day

"iorxhe"

Huh?

A Funny

Quote Of The Day

Stumbled on this at some random button place:

"A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."

Bwah!

Bummer

Postman suspended for anti-junk mail advice:

LONDON (Reuters) - A postman who gave people advice on how to stem the rising tide of junk mail into their homes has been suspended and could lose his job.

I think he deserves a medal.

On Another Note

What the fuck is with this fucking fucked up blogger?
Good gawd-amighty. The shit breaks every fucking day! Is Google like, one big fucking beta?

Not that I'm bitter or anything, but - FUCK!


Update: It's all Bush's fault.

Now That's Entertainment

I would like to watch this:

Ahmadinejad challenges Bush to TV debate

Reuters - 1 hour, 14 minutes ago TEHRAN (Reuters) - President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad voiced defiance on Tuesday as a deadline neared for Iran to halt work the West fears is a step toward building nuclear bombs, and challenged President Bush to a televised debate.

I think it would quite interesting to listen to that camel fucker spew his bullshit, then see how many Americans actually believe what he would have to say.

"assfuckked ageed without mercy. unprocreant"

Yup. That's the way I feel sometimes.

Blogads Gone Wild

Where I saw it doesn't matter, but it was somewhere blog related.
Anyway, it made me chuckle:

Up all night blogging?
A shocking secret big coffee co's don't want you to know.
www.coffeefool.com


What the hell is this, the 'Enquirer' of blog ads?

My look-Alikes

There seems to be a lot of people doing this heritage bullshit. See what celebreties they look like. So I figgered, what the hell. Here's mine:

Click to see bigger.

This Is News?

Ethanol turned into food-grade alcohol:

AP - Sun Aug 27, 6:06 PM ET Sent 79 times

AMES, Iowa - Now that ethanol has become common in gas tanks, two Iowa State University professors are working to get it into martini glasses.
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Hell, shiners have been doing this for years.

I can see it now. A line running from the gas tank to the dashboard. Good ole' corn squeezin's right there next to the radio.

What Did I Say? WHAT DID I SAY!?!?!

Woman crashes when teaching dog to drive:

AP - Mon Aug 28, 8:13 AM ET Sent 81 times

BEIJING - A woman in Hohhot, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car while giving her dog a driving lesson, the official Xinhua News Agency said Monday.
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"Just when I think someone has reached the peak [of stupidity], someone zooms right past them."

'Nuther Maroon

New Orleans mayor sorry for WTC remark:

NEW YORK - New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin says he's sorry he used the term 'hole in the ground' to describe the World Trade Center site.
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Every time this asshole opens his mouth it's only to change feet.
But hey. You 'Nawlins' folks voted him back in. Deal with it.

Stockholmesque

Austrian girl says refused to call captor "master"

VIENNA (Reuters) - An Austrian girl traumatized by an eight-year kidnap ordeal said in her first public statement on Monday that she had refused her captor's demand to call him "master," yet mourned his suicide after her escape.
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"My youth was different," she said. "But I was also spared a lot of things -- I did not start smoking or drinking and I did not hang out in bad company."
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Uh, yeah. I guess you've got that going for you.

In 1998, Priklopil abducted the then 10-year-old on her way to school and locked her up in a windowless cell hidden beneath his garage in a village outside Vienna.

Following Kampusch's escape while she was vacuuming his car last week, he threw himself under a train in Vienna.
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It's really too bad the asshole killed himself. He deserved a little of the same.
You know, captivity and unlimited sex.

Spam Subject of the Day

"join, oyster white"

Mmmm. I like oysters.

Okay Folks

Another 3 day weekend for me. See ya' next week!