MeMeMeMeMeMeMe...Me...MeMe...

So I keep getting these things in emails and shit, about how you're supposed to "Name ___ things about yourself, then forward this on to ___ people so they can name ___ things about themselves and..."

Well, I'm just going to put this out there for everyone to see. You wanna know some secrets about me, all you gotta do is read this:

1. I have never ridden an emu
2. I have never been launched into space
3. I have never bet money on a bowling tournament
4. I am not a lesbian
5. I have never tasted escargot, caviar, or frog legs
6. I have not, nor will I ever watch an episode of Idol Survivor Stars or whatever the fuck those dumb-ass wanna-be reality shows call themselves
7. I have never played in a major league baseball game
8. My favorite color is not green, pink or orange
9. I am taller than 3' 6"
10. It is a safe bet that none of the above scenarios will ever change, with the exception of me never having tasted frog legs. Those I intend to try sometime.

There you have it. Now here's a laugh:







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[cough]Bullshit![cough]

Finger Length Predicts SAT Performance

LiveScience.com - Wed May 23, 1:25 AM ET

A quick look at the lengths of children's index and ring fingers can be used to predict how well students will perform on SATs, new research claims. Kids with longer ring fingers compared to index fingers are likely to have higher math scores than literacy or verbal scores on the college entrance exam, while children with the reverse finger-length ratio are likely to have higher reading and writing, or verbal, scores versus math scores. ...

Here we go with another useless study.

Fucking morons. Look. The only advantage finger length has for high school students is pleasuring Sally in the back seat of the Accord.

Making a difference on how well you take tests? Coincidence - maybe. Science fact - not so much.




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The Year I Was Born

Hello? Is there room in that bandwagon for me?

Seems another Gore'sweb rage is this "What happened during the year you were born and shit" thing. Well, here's mine. But before it's all said and done, I'll go ahead and add some shit at the end that hadn't happened yet. So stay tuned.

In 1960 (the year you were born)

Dwight Eisenhower is president of the US Sit-ins being after 4 black college students in North Carolina refuse to move from a deli counter when denied service A U-2 reconnaissance plane belonging to the US is shot down in the Soviet Union Hurricane "Donna" strikes the East Coast causing over 100 deaths in the US and the Antilles John F. Kennedy defeats Vice President Richard Nixon in the presidential race Cassius Clay (who later took the name Muhammad Ali) wins his first professional fight Michael Stipe, Tony Robbins, Bono, John F. Kennedy, Jr., and Jeffrey Dahmer are born Pittsburgh Pirates win the World Series Philadelphia Eagles win the NFL championship Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho is the top grossing film To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee is published The Beatles make their debut in Hamburg, Germany The Flintstones debut

What Happened the Year You Were Born?

Okay, so now that that is up there, here are some things that haven't even happened or been invented yet:

• X-box, Game Boy, Game Cube, even Atari - not to mention 'Pong' haven't even been thought of yet
• No space shuttle - a person hasn't even been in space
• Rubix cube? Whuzzat?
• No Catalytic converter on a car
• No Microwave oven
• No Granola bars, gummi bears, fruit roll-ups, "Space Food Sticks", Gatorade, bottled water
• Star Wars - Bush's and Hollywood's are non-existent
• Kennedy of course, is still alive

Oh the list could go on forever.