Finger Length Predicts SAT PerformanceHere we go with another useless study.
LiveScience.com - Wed May 23, 1:25 AM ET
A quick look at the lengths of children's index and ring fingers can be used to predict how well students will perform on SATs, new research claims. Kids with longer ring fingers compared to index fingers are likely to have higher math scores than literacy or verbal scores on the college entrance exam, while children with the reverse finger-length ratio are likely to have higher reading and writing, or verbal, scores versus math scores. ...
Fucking morons. Look. The only advantage finger length has for high school students is pleasuring Sally in the back seat of the Accord.
Making a difference on how well you take tests? Coincidence - maybe. Science fact - not so much.
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3 comments:
My ringer finger's longer than my index, and I'm a mathematical moron, for the most part.
Once again your labels are funny as hell and have nothing to do with the actual post. Very entertaining.
Deb,
;)
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