Wait. What?

During the last presidential election, Senator John McCain said:

"The fundamentals of our economy are strong."

Obama's team painted the veteran senator as out of touch and failing to grasp the challenges facing the country.

Now the fuckhead named Obama is elected, and guess what he's saying:

"The economy is fundamentally sound despite the temporary 'mess' it's in..."

Lying, two-faced, piece of shit, demo-socialist, libtard, mutherfucking, cocksucker.
No, politicians won't lie, cheat or steal to win an election, will they?

The story:

White House says economy is sound despite 'mess'

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Brokeback Whitehouse

I about pissed my pants when I saw this:





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Conspiracy Theory Anyone?

Kremlin dusts off Cold War lexicon to make US villain in Georgia
Russians were told over breakfast yesterday what really happened in Georgia: the conflict in South Ossetia was part of a plot by Dick Cheney, the Vice-President, to stop Barack Obama being elected president of the United States.
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Whatever works, I say.




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Fucking Fucked Up Fucker

There's something about this picture that reminds me of Obama-fama-bo-bama. Just can't put my finger on it though.



Any ideas?



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A Coupla Funnys

I stole from Fark:








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Change? You Want Change? Oh, You'll Get Change. You Better Fucking Believe It.

I stole this from Dennisranch:

If this bothers you, just let the ‘new’ me know and I’ll tell you whatever you’d like to hear…….

I’m voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I’m voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I’m voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they’re doing because they now think we’re good people.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.

I’m voting Democrat because I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don’t have to hide from us over there, and when they come over here, I don’t want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.

I’m voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my horse.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

Makes ya wonder how anyone would EVER vote Republican, now doesn’t it?

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Caveat emptor

(Latin: “let the buyer beware”), in the law of commercial transactions, principle that the buyer purchases at his own risk in the absence of an express warranty in the contract.

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McHitlaBama

Via email:

John McCain, Hillary Clinton and Barak Obama were walking down a Washington DC street when they came upon a homeless man.

John McCain gave the man his business card and told him to come by his office for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the man.

Hillary was very impressed so that when they came upon another homeless man she too decided to help. She walked over to him and gave him directions to the welfare office. She then reached into John McCain's pocket and took out $20. She kept $15 for her administrative fees and gave the poor man $5.

When they came upon yet another homeless man, Obama told him to "have hope...change is coming" and gave him nothing.

Now do you understand the difference?

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Darwin Wins!

Man texting while driving hits train

AP - Tue Oct 16, 10:46 PM ET

EUGENE, Ore. - When Robert Gillespie looked up from his text message, he saw a freight train. EOM. ("End of message," that is, for non-texters.) Eugene police say Gillespie's car crashed into the side of the Union Pacific freight train about 2 a.m. Tuesday.
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Good, you stupid fuck. Hang up and drive.

Too bad idiots like this aren't removed from the gene pool more often. Trouble is, they usually take innocent people with them.



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Damn! I Missed Out Again

Lawmaker shows nude photo to students

AP - 1 hour, 31 minutes ago

NORWALK, Ohio - A state legislator surprised a high school class when the computer he was using projected a photo of a nude woman during a lecture on how a bill becomes a law.
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One thing about growing up in the age I did, was that there was no easy access to smut. Sure, you had the usual magazines like Playboy or National Geographic, but nowdays, kids in the classroom get to see all sorts of nastys projected by teachers or other presenters.

Damn. Born late I guess.



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Those Crazy Russkies

Putin Dissolves Government, Nominates Viktor Zubkov as New Prime Minister
President Vladimir Putin dissolved Russia's government Wednesday and then quickly nominates Viktor Zubkov, a Russian Cabinet official who oversees the fight against money laundering, to be the new prime minister.
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Yeah, because a dictatorship worked so well the last time they tried it.

Is there another revolution in the works?



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"Serves" Him Right

His new uniform:






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