You've Coma A Long Way Baby

Obama signs equal-pay bill
WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama signed an equal-pay bill into law Thursday before cheering labor and women leaders who fought hard for it and the woman whose history-making lawsuit gave impetus to the cause.
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Good job, dear. Now where's my supper?

Next thing you know, they'll be putting a man on the moon.


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From The "Get A Life" Department

Moonstruck flock to Arizona light collector

By Tim Gaynor Wed Dec 5, 9:12 AM ET

THREE POINTS, Arizona (Reuters) - Financial advisor Jaron Ness stands in the cool desert air waiting for the clouds to clear and the moon to rise.

As the conditions come into alignment, he steps into the path of a cool blaze of blue-white light bounced off a wall of highly polished parabolic mirrors five stories high.

"It feels magnetic," he says, turning his hands slowly in the reflected glow of the light from the almost full moon.

The young professional from Colorado is among a growing number of curious people beating a path to this patch of scrub-strewn land out in the Arizona desert to bask in light from the world's first moonbeam collector.
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Yeah, right. You need to ease up on the wacky tabaccy there "Sunflower", "Rainbow", or whatever your parents called you as they sat around the coffee table in their bean-bag chairs listening to Zeppelin while sipping bong water and munching granola.

You may have convinced yourself that standing in front of a big mirror is therapeutic, but I'm guessing it has about as much effect on your physiology as Jupiter aligning with the seventh cusp of a Mars eclipse during the Saturnian tidal wave of Aquarius rising.



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B'yuk

Nun pleads no contest in sex case
AP - Mon Nov 12, 5:44 PM ET

MILWAUKEE - A 79-year-old Roman Catholic nun pleaded no contest Monday to indecent behavior with a child for alleged sexual encounters with two male students at a church convent and school where she was principal during the 1960s.
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I guess pervertery in the catholic church isn't limit to just priests. Nuns are just as twisted!





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Another Useless Study

Study says some Neanderthals may have been redheads

Reuters - Thu Oct 25, 2:31 PM ET

LONDON (Reuters) - Some Neanderthals may have had fair skin and red hair, giving them an appearance resembling modern Europeans, an international team of researchers said on Thursday.
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Yeah, this really pegs the "Give-A-Fuck-O-Meter"

Good gawd.



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Isn't It Iconic [sic]

Nifty how this headline:

Burger King to limit ads aimed at children under 12

Wed Sep 12, 12:19 AM ET

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Fast-food chain Burger King Holdings Inc said on Tuesday that, beginning late next year, it will limit advertising aimed at children younger than 12 to food and drinks that meet strict nutritional guidelines.
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Runs almost back to back with this one:

Child malnutrition in Somalia at critical levels: U.N. Wed Sep 12, 5:04 AM ET

NAIROBI (Reuters) - Child malnutrition in Somalia is at critical levels due to violence and lack of access for aid workers, the U.N. children's agency said on Wednesday.
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Whopper King is marketing to the wrong demographic. They need to spend a few more advertising dollars in Somalia! Get the parents to buy their kids some cheeseburgers and fries, and they wouldn't be so damn hungry all the time.



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"Serves" Him Right

His new uniform:






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From The "This Will Most Likely Be My One And Only Harry Potter Post " Files

Uh, I'm sofa king sick of hearing about this shit.


Fuck off. And good riddance.




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