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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Ass Wipe

Shit wipe.
Butt scrub.
Bum fodder.

And so on...

Good gawd! Some people - take Tokyo Rosie-O for instance - I mean, just think about it. her ass is so huge, and she is so full of shit, one square of ass wipe? Get real.

I know Chery Crow was fucking around. She was making a joke. And no one in their right mind would take her seriously. But then again, she is an entertainer, and entertainers always think they know how to solve every issue.

Cher·yl·Crow [Share-ill-kroh] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –noun
1.an utterly foolish or senseless person.
2.Psychology. a person of the lowest order in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25.

But nevertheless, here are a couple options if you happen to want to conserve shit scrub the "Crow" way":
  • Use pages from the Koran instead
There should be enough of those floating around to get us by for quite some time. We wouldn't have to kill any trees to make ass wipe with for a quite a while. And really, that's about the only thing the book is good for anyway. On top of that, look at the statement you'll make to camel fuckers!
  • Newspaper
A sheet of newspaper ought to be about the right size for Rosie's ass. It may take the entire Sunday paper to de-shit her canyon though.
Keep in mind though, as far left as most newspapers lean, you may have to reach around your right side with both hands to get a good scrub going.
  • "O" Magazine
That one needs no explanation. There are few things that would make some people happier than a getting a good ass cleansing with Oprah's face.

So there you go. We have plenty of options on recycling other paper sources already in use. No need to conserve on the rolls of Charmin.




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3 comments:

The Stormin Mormon said...

I must have missed something...

What did Rosie do to set you off?

GalacticallyStupid said...

LOL - good stuff.

curmudgeon said...

S.M.,
You didn't really miss anything. I just haven't posted much about her in the past.
I've never liked that idiotic, ugly, hub-cap faced dyke. What with her hypocritical anti-gun views [pun?] and her anti-American conspiracy theories.
I don't know who the fuck she thinks she is other than yet another famous person who - once again - thinks fame=brains, but the more she opens her mouth, the more idiotic she sounds. At least to me.

In the meantime, I'm waiting for the answers!...


G.S.,
Glad you got a chuckle. :)