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Friday, April 27, 2007

Quote Of The Day

"Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk."

Stol't from The Princess

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8 comments:

Doll Face said...: I always say that the answers to life's problems are at the bottom of an alcoholic beverage. Fact!; Fri Apr 27, 04:10:00 PM PDT
Scottsdale Girl said...: HA! That was the best one... and Ms Natalie and I need to "hang out". :); Fri Apr 27, 04:56:00 PM PDT
Kirsten N. Namskau said...: Good one ...; Sat Apr 28, 02:06:00 AM PDT
Pooke said...: Hmmm I trink I had a broblem earlier today... but I cantz remebrez what it was!~ Dat tink is justafly... fong wory bout it!; Sat Apr 28, 08:52:00 PM PDT
Anonymous said...: Did you read the quote at the bottom of my emails? :-); Sun Apr 29, 06:32:00 AM PDT
curmudgeon said...: Miss Natalie,
It always takes me more than just the one to find the answer. ;)

S.G.,
Gave me a good chuckle.

Kirsten,
Exactly!

Pooke,
That's another side effect!

sk,
The only quote I see is from Yahoo:
Ahhh...imagining that irresistible "new car" smell?
Check out new cars at Yahoo! Autos.; Mon Apr 30, 07:21:00 AM PDT
tl said...: Starkle starkle little twink,
Who the hell you are I think,
I'm not under the affluence of inkahole,
But some thinkle peep I am.

That didn't come from milk.

:); Mon Apr 30, 08:49:00 AM PDT
curmudgeon said...: tl,
You sure about that?
BWAH!; Mon Apr 30, 12:02:00 PM PDT

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Friday, April 27, 2007

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